When the lovemaking noises emitting from a neighbor’s bedroom sound like a goat exorcism taking place inside a bedspring factory, it’s time to take action. Option A.) Light some candles, hold a glass to the wall and make a night of it. Option B.) Crawl into the fetal position with a pillow and cry because you are alone. (Just let your mother set you up already, it shouldn’t be that big a deal!) Option C.) Write a hilarious note for all the apartment building and later the internet to enjoy.
Westminster discriminates handicapped dogs, Papal reality shows, third world Catholics, tax-funded government dating and king drones! You people will believe anything a news reporter says!
That’s right, he choo-choo-chooses to be this annoying.
"Tone it down a notch, bro."
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(Source: College Humor)