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Jake and Amir: Lottery

Lightning strikes thrice.

The Most Frustrating Lotto Ticket in the World
LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A… loser…

The Most Frustrating Lotto Ticket in the World

LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A… loser…

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Honest Game of Life [Click to read full article]

Honest Game of Life [Click to read full article]

The troll cracked the lottery [Click for more]

The troll cracked the lottery [Click for more]

To everyone sharing that Powerball ticket picture on Facebook because you think one of you will be randomly selected to win a million dollars: 
DID WE NOT JUST TALK TO YOU ABOUT FALLING FOR FACEBOOK CHAIN LETTERS?!
Come on, people.
(Now reblog this post and we’ll mail you a velociraptor.)

To everyone sharing that Powerball ticket picture on Facebook because you think one of you will be randomly selected to win a million dollars:

DID WE NOT JUST TALK TO YOU ABOUT FALLING FOR FACEBOOK CHAIN LETTERS?!

Come on, people.

(Now reblog this post and we’ll mail you a velociraptor.)

Today, after pooling all our lunch money together to buy tickets, we had an important meeting to discuss how we would spend our 640 Million dollars when we inevitably win the lottery tonight.
Here are our Top 25 Picks:

1. Dive into the money Scrooge McDuck style and use the bloodied coins to pay for my medical bills.
2. Slip Israel & Palestine each a cool $20 mil to stop making my google news feed such a bummer.3. 
4. Finally buy that Princess Di Beanie Baby.
5. A Freaks & Geeks reunion where everyone’s older and it’s set in the 90’s.
6. Buy and then immediately close every single Staples in the country.
7. Buy all the burgers at a McDonald’s just so we can watch them try to explain to people that they’re all out of burgers.
8. Pay off the Dave Matthews Band to never play a song ever again.

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Today, after pooling all our lunch money together to buy tickets, we had an important meeting to discuss how we would spend our 640 Million dollars when we inevitably win the lottery tonight.

Here are our Top 25 Picks:

1. Dive into the money Scrooge McDuck style and use the bloodied coins to pay for my medical bills.

2. Slip Israel & Palestine each a cool $20 mil to stop making my google news feed such a bummer.3. 

4. Finally buy that Princess Di Beanie Baby.

5. A Freaks & Geeks reunion where everyone’s older and it’s set in the 90’s.

6. Buy and then immediately close every single Staples in the country.

7. Buy all the burgers at a McDonald’s just so we can watch them try to explain to people that they’re all out of burgers.

8. Pay off the Dave Matthews Band to never play a song ever again.

[Keep Reading]

(Source: College Humor)