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My girlfriend is amazing. She’s a tiny blonde who was a gymnast for 12 years. The only problem is we’re doing the long distance thing. At school I started playing a lot of Magic and managed to keep it hidden from her for 4 or 5 months because I thought it was way too nerdy for her to know. She found out and asked me to teach her how to play a few times and when I asked her why she wanted to learn she said “Because I don’t want you to think Im not cool.” BEST GIRLFRIEND EVER!

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Dear Marina, I recently had to deal with telling a friend that I didn’t have the same feelings for her that she has for me. This is after she cut all of her hair off because I tweeted that I find short hair sexy on women. I swear to God. Also my ex drives past my house every few weeks. So how do I handle these situations? I want a girl’s perspective and you’re smart as shit. Hook a brother up? — AVB, via Tumblr 

So your dick is too big for your pants and you’ve got paper cuts from swimming in your money vault? Come on, man. Even if you are the Dude McBaberson of your town, you can’t walk around being all.
Try to be respectful of these situations and consider that it absolutely sucks to put yourself out there and then have your crush shut you down. Because if it hasn’t happened to you yet, it will. [Keep Reading]

REPLY ALL: Concert Groping, Long-Distance Dating, and Pagan Gods [Full Post]

Dear Marina, I recently had to deal with telling a friend that I didn’t have the same feelings for her that she has for me. This is after she cut all of her hair off because I tweeted that I find short hair sexy on women. I swear to God. Also my ex drives past my house every few weeks. So how do I handle these situations? I want a girl’s perspective and you’re smart as shit. Hook a brother up? — AVB, via Tumblr

So your dick is too big for your pants and you’ve got paper cuts from swimming in your money vault? Come on, man. Even if you are the Dude McBaberson of your town, you can’t walk around being all.

Try to be respectful of these situations and consider that it absolutely sucks to put yourself out there and then have your crush shut you down. Because if it hasn’t happened to you yet, it will. [Keep Reading]

My dad thinks that visiting foreign websites will incur long distance charges