The ice-cream van won’t bring you happiness forever, kids.
It’s like Bad Grandpa in real life.
The theme song to a show about serial killers converted to sound like an 8-bit Atari game? Ahh yeah, that’s my jam!
Mike 2600 has converted the show’s eerie theme music into an 8-bit version that is begging for a video game companion — make it happen, internet nerds!
Until that happens though, (probably 24 hours max) you’ll just have to play with your Rust Cohle paper doll by Jeannetto for fun. Make him interrogate some beer can men about the pointless existence of life or something.
You done did it, McConaughey.
A Putin butt plug may seem like the weirdest Putin-related craft you can buy, but, if you think that, you’ve wildly underestimated Etsy. Artist, Nadia Khuzina, has an entire store dedicated to her satirical Putin art and it is wonderful: