We Promised To Write Two Awesome Term Papers For Our Readers In One Hour. Here They Are.
We told readers to send in topics for papers they had to write, and we’d write the papers for them in an hour (ish). So here’s what we came up with, in all their guaranteed-A-getting glory!
Here’s the prompt for the 2nd paper which was also just finished.
Choose Your Own Adventure: Trial of the Tired
It is thursday evening/friday morning. You have just completed an arduous, two-and-a-half-blue-book-long exam for which you stayed up all night studying. Your breath reeks of stale coffee, your eyes are weighted by dark desolate rings, and your hair is a fucking mess.
But despite your exhaustion, you find you are still eager to celebrate the end of finals. Your phone buzzes and you find that you have two separate texts inviting you to partake in the choicest of hangs. Which will you choose?
- Movie Night with the Ladies.
The Gregory Brothers are doing a powerpoint presentation right now.
A lot of weird stuff going on over here.
All-Nighter: Alphabetical Sketch
Adam is handed an assignment that’s as difficult as ABC.
4 videos down!
The CollegeHumor All-Nighter Live Stream Show 2013
Gross Cocktail Trivia is starting now. Let’s watch someone puke because crushed up Cheetos dust is on the menu.
The 10 Lies You Tell Yourself Every All-Nighter
I’ll just take a 40-minute nap, wake up as planned, and resume studying diligently.
Phantom is back and Nature Nick brought animals! Not a good combination. Tune in to the Live Cast going on right now.
All-Nighter: Perpetual Motion Machine
Owen and Murph’s new invention promises eternal happiness until it doesn’t.
Our Favorite Pieces of Internet: Mike Trapp’s Choice
We asked our staff to share their current favorite thing on the Internet. Whether old or new, video or picture, we have strong feelings about these weird pieces of Internet Garbage.
I really love mashups. To me, a good mashup feels like a really good joke: two disparate things juxtaposed in a such a way that they somehow make perfect sense together. It’s surprising and satisfying. So when I need my fix of unusual mashups I go to the subreddit r/comeonandslam.
What is r/comeonandslam? It’s just page after page of songs mashed up with The Space Jam Theme Song by Quad City DJs. Take a listen.
(Source: youtube.com)
It’s time for Pizza Talk. Who’s hungry?
How to Pad Your Paper in 7 Easy Steps
It’s like magic… dirty, cheating magic. Check out how we finish the paper.
Office safety expert Gerry Seinfeld gives the gang some more useless advice.
