He accidentally morphed into an out-of-work alcoholic who runs away from paying alimony… and child support
Don’t screw off at work.
Time is a flat circle, but so is his heart.
Finish reading Rust Cohle’s OkCupid Profile
A step-by-step guide to mastering the art of the “The Reply.”
Finish reading How to Properly Respond to an Important Email
The ice-cream van won’t bring you happiness forever, kids.