Somebody give that lizard a skull and a Tony.
"So, what brings a fine specimen like you to the reptile aisle, sweet thang?"
Cheese!?! Where’s the cheese? We’re always hungry!
He wilin’ and reptilin’ out.
Wearing, naturally, a mock turtleneck.
Christmas Chameleon is ready to deck the halls.
So close, yet so far (from being warm-blooded).