“I work at a Chuck E Cheese. I watched a little girl steal about 50 tokens out of a box we keep (not very well) hidden. Then she told me that a machine ate 7 tokens. I told her to stop putting tokens into a machine if 1 doesn’t make it work. Then she started crying?”
Little Girl On Beer Throne
“Another complimentary slice of cheese from the deli. NOW!”
(Source: College Humor)
The text on the shirt only showed up in the picture. By that time it was too late.
(Source: College Humor)
“And that’s what a rollercoaster would feel like if we could afford amusement parks.” - Creative Dad
(Source: College Humor)
Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
(Source: College Humor)
Dog Puppet Plays Fetch with Cute Little Kid
I’ll bet that wasn’t even a real ball.
(Source: College Humor)
