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Game of Thrones Season 4 Trailer (Literal Version)

Brace yourself. The cold season with snow and stuff is coming.

(Source: youtube.com)

I’m Gonna Mop the F*cking Floor With You, Mate

When I say something, I mean it.

(Source: youtube.com)

One Night Stand Costume is Literal and Dumb
Duck lips not included.

One Night Stand Costume is Literal and Dumb

Duck lips not included.

House Painting [Click to watch]
What were you expecting?

House Painting [Click to watch]

What were you expecting?

Literal Doctor Is Literally the Worst Doctor [Click for all]

Literal Doctor Is Literally the Worst Doctor [Click for all]

Song Lyrics Taken Literally, Acted Out

Now That’s What I Call Bad Music!

(Source: youtube.com)

I Just Need Some Space
With friends like these, who needs friends that don’t make literalist jokes?

I Just Need Some Space

With friends like these, who needs friends that don’t make literalist jokes?

(Source: tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com)

The Literal Milkman May Cause Nightmares

Gather round children, it’s time to hear the story of Milkman, who sneaks into your house at night to pour his delicious nectar into your mouths while you sleep.

The Literal Milkman May Cause Nightmares

Gather round children, it’s time to hear the story of Milkman, who sneaks into your house at night to pour his delicious nectar into your mouths while you sleep.

(Source: reddit.com)

Draw a Plant Cell
The mitochondria just plays harmonica in the corner.

Draw a Plant Cell

The mitochondria just plays harmonica in the corner.

(Source: humortrain.com)

No Standing on Shoulder
Fight the man!

No Standing on Shoulder

Fight the man!

(Source: reddit.com)

Life Gives You Lemons
If only there was some saying that would tell me what to do next.

Life Gives You Lemons

If only there was some saying that would tell me what to do next.

(Source: reddit.com)

Literal Christian Bale
He looks a little different in the movies.

Literal Christian Bale

He looks a little different in the movies.

(Source: reddit.com)

Skrillex Drops the Bass

Sizzling has been replaced by the sound of nine angry robots doing it.

Skrillex Drops the Bass

Sizzling has been replaced by the sound of nine angry robots doing it.

(Source: College Humor)