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20 Things You Say About Politics, and What You Actually Mean [Click to continue reading]

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20 Things You Say About Politics, and What You Actually Mean [Click to continue reading]

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10 Reasons Why Sports Are Better Than Sex

#11: Your girlfriend doesn’t want to have sports with David Beckham.

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20 More Things You Need to Stop Doing

20 More Things You Need to Stop Doing

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20 More Things You Need to Stop Doing

20 More Things You Need to Stop Doing

25 Things You Hate Yourself for Saying
I believe it was Sigmund Freud who once said, “Sometimes horrific things just fall out of your mouth before you can muster up the strength to stop them. That’s just the worst, man, for real.”

25 Things You Hate Yourself for Saying

I believe it was Sigmund Freud who once said, “Sometimes horrific things just fall out of your mouth before you can muster up the strength to stop them. That’s just the worst, man, for real.”

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25 Things You Hate Yourself for Saying
Tell me something I DON’T know

25 Things You Hate Yourself for Saying

Tell me something I DON’T know

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Lies You Tell Yourself While Procrastinating: Lie #9

Lies You Tell Yourself While Procrastinating: Lie #9

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12 Photos of Monkeys Just Hanging Out, Being Bro’s
The Four “B”s of Monkey Bros: Booze, Babes, Ballistics, and Bananas

12 Photos of Monkeys Just Hanging Out, Being Bro’s

The Four “B”s of Monkey Bros: Booze, Babes, Ballistics, and Bananas

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PROS AND CONS
It’s always good to make an informed decision.

PROS AND CONS

It’s always good to make an informed decision.

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15 Things Facebook Could Have Done with $1 Billion Instead of Buying Instagram

 1. Take an ugly, washed out photo of Mark Zuckerberg lighting a billion dollars on fire.
2. Make high-budget Hollywood studio movies about how David Fincher, Aaron Sorkin, and Jesse Eisenberg all rose to the top of their industries at the cost of their souls.
3. Pay a portion of what it would take to get someone to try and explain what Instagram is to my parents.
4. Build the world’s best Farmville Farm.
5. Develop a dislike button.

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15 Things Facebook Could Have Done with $1 Billion Instead of Buying Instagram

 1. Take an ugly, washed out photo of Mark Zuckerberg lighting a billion dollars on fire.

2. Make high-budget Hollywood studio movies about how David Fincher, Aaron Sorkin, and Jesse Eisenberg all rose to the top of their industries at the cost of their souls.

3. Pay a portion of what it would take to get someone to try and explain what Instagram is to my parents.

4. Build the world’s best Farmville Farm.

5. Develop a dislike button.

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10 Things You Were Going to Do This Winter, But Probably Didn’t

5. Start a Popular Single-Serve Tumblr
What you said in December: All of the crappy last-minute-gift stores are full of really dumb books that used to be really dumb blogs. I can definitely make a better blog. I just need an idea.
What you said in February: What does the Internet like? Cats, Star Wars, complaining. I can just photoshop complaints about Star Wars over pictures of cats. You’re welcome, Internet. No. George Lucas is an asshole. He’d just sue me for the millions I’d inevitably make off of that idea.
What you’re saying now: Maybe I should make a Twitter account instead…

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10 Things You Were Going to Do This Winter, But Probably Didn’t

5. Start a Popular Single-Serve Tumblr

What you said in December: All of the crappy last-minute-gift stores are full of really dumb books that used to be really dumb blogs. I can definitely make a better blog. I just need an idea.

What you said in February: What does the Internet like? Cats, Star Wars, complaining. I can just photoshop complaints about Star Wars over pictures of cats. You’re welcome, Internet. No. George Lucas is an asshole. He’d just sue me for the millions I’d inevitably make off of that idea.

What you’re saying now: Maybe I should make a Twitter account instead…

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10 Things You Were Going to Do This Winter, But Probably Didn’t

3. Take a Ski Trip With Your Buddies
What you said in December: This is a great idea. There’s a reasonably priced ski lodge just a few hours away. We’ll rent some rooms and go up for the weekend. Greg said he’d call to check availability this week. It’s going to be so fun.
What you said in February: There’s hardly been any good snow, so it would have been stupid to go earlier. And now it’s too close to Valentine’s Day. Greg wants to spend a weekend with his girlfriend before going on a buddy trip. There’s still time though. We’ll do it.
What you’re saying now: Fucking Greg! He and his girlfriend went skiing. And now all the snow is gone. Greg is the worst. We should definitely plan a camping trip in a couple months.

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10 Things You Were Going to Do This Winter, But Probably Didn’t

3. Take a Ski Trip With Your Buddies

What you said in December: This is a great idea. There’s a reasonably priced ski lodge just a few hours away. We’ll rent some rooms and go up for the weekend. Greg said he’d call to check availability this week. It’s going to be so fun.

What you said in February: There’s hardly been any good snow, so it would have been stupid to go earlier. And now it’s too close to Valentine’s Day. Greg wants to spend a weekend with his girlfriend before going on a buddy trip. There’s still time though. We’ll do it.

What you’re saying now: Fucking Greg! He and his girlfriend went skiing. And now all the snow is gone. Greg is the worst. We should definitely plan a camping trip in a couple months.

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10 Things You Were Going to Do This Winter, But Probably Didn’t

3. Start P90X
What you said in December: I got in two solid weeks of jogging once after Thanksgiving, but now it’s too cold. My ears will sting. I’m going to finally buy those P90X tapes instead of just looking up people’s exercise time lapse videos on YouTube.
What you said in February: I could wake up now and fit in an 8th of a work out, OR I could stay in this nice warm bed for two more snoozes…
What you’re saying now: Maybe yoga is more my speed. I’ll look up some videos on YouTube while I eat cheese by myself later.

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10 Things You Were Going to Do This Winter, But Probably Didn’t

3. Start P90X

What you said in December: I got in two solid weeks of jogging once after Thanksgiving, but now it’s too cold. My ears will sting. I’m going to finally buy those P90X tapes instead of just looking up people’s exercise time lapse videos on YouTube.

What you said in February: I could wake up now and fit in an 8th of a work out, OR I could stay in this nice warm bed for two more snoozes…

What you’re saying now: Maybe yoga is more my speed. I’ll look up some videos on YouTube while I eat cheese by myself later.

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The 25 Best Sitcom Couples of All Time
Decided by over 2 million votes!

The 25 Best Sitcom Couples of All Time

Decided by over 2 million votes!

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