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How All Soda Should Be Sold in Grocery Stores
Who said alcoholism can’t be efficient?

How All Soda Should Be Sold in Grocery Stores

Who said alcoholism can’t be efficient?

(Source: reddit.com)

What You’re Saying with Your Drink Choice
Celebrate the New Year right with a glass of…that brown stuff.

What You’re Saying with Your Drink Choice

Celebrate the New Year right with a glass of…that brown stuff.

A Modern Night Before Christmas

It’s a magical way to bring the family together (once everybody’s at least 21).

What You’re Saying with Your Drink Choice
Nothing like NYE for bringing out the many faces of vodka. And vodka drinkers.

What You’re Saying with Your Drink Choice

Nothing like NYE for bringing out the many faces of vodka. And vodka drinkers.

Today marks the 79th Anniversary of the End Of Prohibition, so to celebrate, we’ve compiled the following list of 20 Reasons We’re Thankful For Alcohol! Get ready to get your drink on!!!
It Makes Family Gatherings Tolerable!
Wine Tastings
Doing a shot for each thing on the list you’re writing – WINK!!! ;)
Champain at new years!! Champaign. CHAMPAGNE. man sorry im typing weird it’s my phone
BIRTHDAY SHITS!!!! Shots. Hahahaaaa Birthday Shits?? whoupps
Haha starting to feel it already, especially like when I stood up just now,. Huh? Oh, reason 6? uhhh, i don’t know, Carbombs
U know what’s so great? wine tastings. just like, you’r out in the sun, drinmking wine with good friends, its just what is better than that??? [Keep Reading]

Today marks the 79th Anniversary of the End Of Prohibition, so to celebrate, we’ve compiled the following list of 20 Reasons We’re Thankful For Alcohol! Get ready to get your drink on!!!

  1. It Makes Family Gatherings Tolerable!
  2. Wine Tastings
  3. Doing a shot for each thing on the list you’re writing – WINK!!! ;)
  4. Champain at new years!! Champaign. CHAMPAGNE. man sorry im typing weird it’s my phone
  5. BIRTHDAY SHITS!!!! Shots. Hahahaaaa Birthday Shits?? whoupps
  6. Haha starting to feel it already, especially like when I stood up just now,. Huh? Oh, reason 6? uhhh, i don’t know, Carbombs
  7. U know what’s so great? wine tastings. just like, you’r out in the sun, drinmking wine with good friends, its just what is better than that??? [Keep Reading]

Bourbon Flavored Toothpaste
For the alcoholics that don’t screw around.

Bourbon Flavored Toothpaste

For the alcoholics that don’t screw around.

The Best Flavored Vodka in Town
Tastes just as horrible on the way back up.

The Best Flavored Vodka in Town

Tastes just as horrible on the way back up.

(Source: pleated-jeans.com)

Water Cooler of Scotch
This would probably make those water cooler chats a little more interesting.

Water Cooler of Scotch

This would probably make those water cooler chats a little more interesting.

(Source: reddit.com)

Old Lady Drinks Liquor from Beer Bong
Did you have a fun time at Grandma’s house?

Old Lady Drinks Liquor from Beer Bong

Did you have a fun time at Grandma’s house?

(Source: tusfails)

Bartender Win [Click to animate]
Who’s gonna pay for those drinks?

Bartender Win [Click to animate]

Who’s gonna pay for those drinks?

Liquor Chess
Checkmate, liver.

Liquor Chess

Checkmate, liver.

(Source: reddit.com)

7 Vacation Posters for Drugs [Click to continue reading]

Flowchart: Did You Embarrass Yourself Last Night? [Click to continue reading]

Flowchart: Did You Embarrass Yourself Last Night? [Click to continue reading]

12 Different Types of Hangovers [Click to continue reading]

12 Different Types of Hangovers [Click to continue reading]

Old Lady with Drink, Cigarette, Baby Orangutan
Live weird, die old.

Old Lady with Drink, Cigarette, Baby Orangutan

Live weird, die old.

(Source: monstorbation)