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Liquor Store Has Some Wisdom For You to Ponder
Lumberjacks are more than just paper towel mascots, they’re role models.

Liquor Store Has Some Wisdom For You to Ponder

Lumberjacks are more than just paper towel mascots, they’re role models.

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Finish reading The 12 Bottles In Your College Liquor Cabinet

8 Shots That Just Might Kill You On Spring Break »

Stop being a sloppy drunk weirdo and start being a sloppy drunk weirdo…with CLASS!

Finish reading The Difference Between Being Drunk And Being CLASSY

6 New Winter Cocktail Recipes to Help You Survive Till Spring »
Ron Burgundy Scotch Exists and We Want to Drink It
Definitely a good choice.

Ron Burgundy Scotch Exists and We Want to Drink It

Definitely a good choice.

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The Old Fashioned is the quintessential cocktail. Classy, with just the right levels of sweet and bitter notes. And you can make one at home right now!

How to Make the Perfect Old Fashioned

How To Pound A Cocktail Like A Fuckin’ MAN
So you’re at a fancy cocktail bar and you’re trying to read the dimly-lit menu, and you vaguely make out that one drink contains vodka (cool!), ginger (yum!), a splash of something (probably yum!), and two things you’ve never heard of, so you order it on a whim, only to quickly learn that the cocktail is literally a giant, fluorescent strawberry inside another neon strawberry inside a pink glass made out of crushed-together parasols. Whoops!
Don’t panic! Here’s how to SAVE FACE and remain SUPER COOL AND MANLY in front of all your friends (who are all manly construction workers wearing hardhats at all times). 
Step 1: Keep Repeating That You Didn’t Know What You Were Ordering Click to keep reading

How To Pound A Cocktail Like A Fuckin’ MAN

So you’re at a fancy cocktail bar and you’re trying to read the dimly-lit menu, and you vaguely make out that one drink contains vodka (cool!), ginger (yum!), a splash of something (probably yum!), and two things you’ve never heard of, so you order it on a whim, only to quickly learn that the cocktail is literally a giant, fluorescent strawberry inside another neon strawberry inside a pink glass made out of crushed-together parasols. Whoops!

Don’t panic! Here’s how to SAVE FACE and remain SUPER COOL AND MANLY in front of all your friends (who are all manly construction workers wearing hardhats at all times). 

Step 1: Keep Repeating That You Didn’t Know What You Were Ordering Click to keep reading

Dude! Dude, you’re pouring that beer all wrong. Next up "Clinging to what little you know about alcohol like a life raft."

8 Dumb Mistakes You Will Make as a First-Time Drinker [Click for 6 more]

If Your Wingman Had An Air Force

They’re on a mission to get you laid.

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Are You an Alcoholic?
Hi, I’m John, and I’m an alcoholic - who would like to place an order?

Are You an Alcoholic?

Hi, I’m John, and I’m an alcoholic - who would like to place an order?

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Everyday Acting: How to Act at the Bar [Click to BE FOREVER CHANGED]

It’s the greatest stage of them all, and you’ll be on it this weekend.

Vodka Juice Box
It’ll make that Lunchable go down nice and smooth.

Vodka Juice Box

It’ll make that Lunchable go down nice and smooth.

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If Alcohol Had Mascots Like Cereal [Click for the rest]
Only add milk if it’s a White Russian.

If Alcohol Had Mascots Like Cereal [Click for the rest]

Only add milk if it’s a White Russian.

Captain Morgan Freeman
Freckles added for flavor.

Captain Morgan Freeman

Freckles added for flavor.

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