The Old Fashioned is the quintessential cocktail. Classy, with just the right levels of sweet and bitter notes. And you can make one at home right now!
So you’re at a fancy cocktail bar and you’re trying to read the dimly-lit menu, and you vaguely make out that one drink contains vodka (cool!), ginger (yum!), a splash of something (probably yum!), and two things you’ve never heard of, so you order it on a whim, only to quickly learn that the cocktail is literally a giant, fluorescent strawberry inside another neon strawberry inside a pink glass made out of crushed-together parasols. Whoops!
Don’t panic! Here’s how to SAVE FACE and remain SUPER COOL AND MANLY in front of all your friends (who are all manly construction workers wearing hardhats at all times).
Step 1: Keep Repeating That You Didn’t Know What You Were Ordering Click to keep reading
Dude! Dude, you’re pouring that beer all wrong. Next up "Clinging to what little you know about alcohol like a life raft."
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Hi, I’m John, and I’m an alcoholic - who would like to place an order?
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It’s the greatest stage of them all, and you’ll be on it this weekend.
If Alcohol Had Mascots Like Cereal [Click for the rest]
Only add milk if it’s a White Russian.
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It’s the most important meal of the evening.
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Part of a complete breakfast for drunks.
Who said alcoholism can’t be efficient?
Celebrate the New Year right with a glass of…that brown stuff.
It’s a magical way to bring the family together (once everybody’s at least 21).
Nothing like NYE for bringing out the many faces of vodka. And vodka drinkers.