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10 Lamest Rap Brags
Can you match the lame lyric to the artist? 
1) “I’m 5’5” but I can six nine”
2) “Mix that Goose with Malibu I call it ‘Malibooyah’”
3) "Spaghetti bolognese in the Polo Lounge"
4) "I be tossin’, enforcin’, my style is awesome / I’m causin more Family Feud’s than Richard Dawson"
5) ”Hey, this is my jam”
6) ”I giggle outside the booth; ain’t no joke inside”
7) ”I’m the definition of: half man, half drugs”
8) ”I beat the Pussy UP, UP, UP, UP, UP, UP, UP”
9) ”I love you like a fat kid love cake”
10) ”Hilton / Hilton / Bitch, I’m Paris Hilton (4x)”
See how many you got right.

10 Lamest Rap Brags

Can you match the lame lyric to the artist? 

1) “I’m 5’5” but I can six nine”

2) “Mix that Goose with Malibu I call it ‘Malibooyah’”

3) "Spaghetti bolognese in the Polo Lounge"

4) "I be tossin’, enforcin’, my style is awesome / I’m causin more Family Feud’s than Richard Dawson"

5) ”Hey, this is my jam”

6) ”I giggle outside the booth; ain’t no joke inside”

7) ”I’m the definition of: half man, half drugs”

8) ”I beat the Pussy UP, UP, UP, UP, UP, UP, UP”

9) ”I love you like a fat kid love cake”

10) ”Hilton / Hilton / Bitch, I’m Paris Hilton (4x)”

See how many you got right.

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