1 Million Facebook Likes = ONE GIANT BEE BEARD
Release the bees! We just hit 1 million Likes on Facebook, and as promised, the ever-generous Pat Cassels agreed to wear a beard of one hundred million (or less) bees.
We really can’t thank all our incredible fans enough who continue to support our efforts to produce original humorous content.
![Awkward Romance Novel Excerpts [Click for full article]
“Whoa, Juanita got a new profile picture,” I thought aloud.
I got up to make sure my bedroom door was locked. Although ever so slight, the draft coming from the hall thrusted me back towards my computer and her heaving breasts.
“Maybe I should send her a message,” I wondered. “Nah, that would be creepy.”
Her sexiness could not be denied, no matter how strange that word made me feel. It was like the a minimum of 18-years-old product of, uh, a hot lady doing it with a hot man. I liked my post twice that night. [Keep Reading]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meithuBZNu1qasthro1_500.png)





![Almost Reading: “The Ultimate Facebook Status Update” [Click to continue reading]
Who can get more “likes”…the old-fashioned way.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5z189aNj21qasthro1_500.png)