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The 8 Hardest Unimportant Decisions You’ll Have to Make [Click for more]
Just because it doesn’t matter doesn’t mean it isn’t hard. 

The 8 Hardest Unimportant Decisions You’ll Have to Make [Click for more]

Just because it doesn’t matter doesn’t mean it isn’t hard. 

My Life is SUCH an Action Movie [Click for full article]
Okay, where was I? Ah, I was—Shit, sorry, forgot to turn my spy gear off. Can you believe everything we’ve said or done while being held captive in this evil lair miles upon miles off of the Barbary Coast was being recorded in high definition and perfect sound quality by this pair of contacts. It’s no wonder I couldn’t sleep in them. I don’t know why we haven’t been rescued yet, but I’m sure it has something to do with a double agent, or my boss being held prisoner in the skull-shaped cave next to us. You might remember something similar happening in a Stallone, Statham, or Schwarzenegger movie, but I’m not making this up—it could happen. My life is just like that. This WOULD happen to me, and did. [Keep Reading]

My Life is SUCH an Action Movie [Click for full article]

Okay, where was I? Ah, I was—Shit, sorry, forgot to turn my spy gear off. Can you believe everything we’ve said or done while being held captive in this evil lair miles upon miles off of the Barbary Coast was being recorded in high definition and perfect sound quality by this pair of contacts. It’s no wonder I couldn’t sleep in them. I don’t know why we haven’t been rescued yet, but I’m sure it has something to do with a double agent, or my boss being held prisoner in the skull-shaped cave next to us. You might remember something similar happening in a Stallone, Statham, or Schwarzenegger movie, but I’m not making this up—it could happen. My life is just like that. This WOULD happen to me, and did. [Keep Reading]

Elementary School Student Predicts Awesome Future 
At least the divorce rate will drop. 

Elementary School Student Predicts Awesome Future

At least the divorce rate will drop. 

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Honest Game of Life [Click to read full article]

Honest Game of Life [Click to read full article]

Honest Game of Life [Click to read full article]

Honest Game of Life [Click to read full article]

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1 Second Everyday

At age 30, Cesar Kuriyama decided it was time to start documenting. And living full on.

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Christmas Gift Org Charts, Through Life [Click to continue reading]

May you never wish for socks.

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The Six: Your Six Christmas Movies

Here’s your entire holiday life in one clip.

See all of The Six and figure your life out.

Alternative Baby-Making Route
When a man loves a woman very, very much, he takes her to a basic gas station or car wash.

Alternative Baby-Making Route

When a man loves a woman very, very much, he takes her to a basic gas station or car wash.

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First Person Goomba

It’s-a me, mortality.

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Your Love Life, As Told Through Pizza [Click to continue reading]

Love is hard, no matter how you slice it.

REPLY ALL: Concert Groping, Long-Distance Dating, and Pagan Gods [Full Post]
Every Tuesday resident chill-Internet-girl Marina will answer your questions about life, love, college, sex or anything else you’ve got on your mind. There will be GIFS.
I met a girl at a concert who was very pretty and she let me feel her boobies, but I didn’t get her number. Is it weird to hunt her down on Facebook? – Anonymous via Tumblr

Yes, that is weird. A girl who lets you feel her boobs at a concert is not the the market for a long-term, committed relationship with you. Cut your losses while you’re still the mysterious hottie she made out with and not the creeper who felt her up and then tracked her down. [Keep Reading]

REPLY ALL: Concert Groping, Long-Distance Dating, and Pagan Gods [Full Post]

Every Tuesday resident chill-Internet-girl Marina will answer your questions about life, love, college, sex or anything else you’ve got on your mind. There will be GIFS.

I met a girl at a concert who was very pretty and she let me feel her boobies, but I didn’t get her number. Is it weird to hunt her down on Facebook? – Anonymous via Tumblr

Yes, that is weird. A girl who lets you feel her boobs at a concert is not the the market for a long-term, committed relationship with you. Cut your losses while you’re still the mysterious hottie she made out with and not the creeper who felt her up and then tracked her down. [Keep Reading]

Years Until Half-Life 3 is Reached
It seems the student has become the teacher…..

Years Until Half-Life 3 is Reached

It seems the student has become the teacher…..

Things That Should Be Like They Are on TV But Aren’t [Click to continue reading]

Things That Should Be Like They Are on TV But Aren’t [Click to continue reading]

Person Leaves Inspirational Quote on 13 Million Dollar Bank Statement
Guys, being a millionaire is easier than having relationships. Obviously.

Person Leaves Inspirational Quote on 13 Million Dollar Bank Statement

Guys, being a millionaire is easier than having relationships. Obviously.

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