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Watch Six Beloved Christmas Songs That Aren’t Actually Christmas Songs

The 9 Health Tips We Actually Want To Hear [Click for 5 more awesome tips]

"It’s not a lie if YOU believe it." Peter Pan or George Constanza

Ham Sandwich Lie Detector Test (with Steve Little and Ben Schwartz)

Ben and Steve, as their characters from Coffee Town, get to the bottom of who ate a ham sandwich. 

Coffee Town comes out July 9th! Pre-order on iTunes here.

The 10 Lies You Tell Yourself Every All-Nighter

I’ll just take a 40-minute nap, wake up as planned, and resume studying diligently. 

Welcome to Date-Lie: A Dating Website for Compulsive Liars! [Click for full article]
Welcome to Date-Lie, a dating website designed specifically for compulsive liars. If you’re here, then you’ve already made up multiple lies for why you’re not here. That’s a good thing – it means you’ve come to the right place.Date-Lie is not for simple exaggerators like all of those other “normal” dating sites. Only Date-Lie includes complete fabrications on every single section of the site to ensure that you are paired with the most perfect person you can possibly imagine. The kind of person that can’t possibly exist in real life. And the kind of person you will only find on Date-Lie. [Keep Reading]

Welcome to Date-Lie: A Dating Website for Compulsive Liars! [Click for full article]

Welcome to Date-Lie, a dating website designed specifically for compulsive liars. If you’re here, then you’ve already made up multiple lies for why you’re not here. That’s a good thing – it means you’ve come to the right place.

Date-Lie is not for simple exaggerators like all of those other “normal” dating sites. Only Date-Lie includes complete fabrications on every single section of the site to ensure that you are paired with the most perfect person you can possibly imagine. The kind of person that can’t possibly exist in real life. And the kind of person you will only find on Date-Lie. [Keep Reading]

Lies My Mother Told Me

The worst one was that the camera wasn’t rolling.

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The Duct Tape Movie Lie

If this isn’t true, maybe Woody Allen didn’t actually turn into an ant—but why hasn’t he returned my calls yet?

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I told this really hot chick that I was an architect even though I work at McDonald’s. It’s kind of true actually because now I have to design an intricate web of lies to back it up.

Free Beer, Topless Servers, False Advertising 
For all their false advertising, they’re surprisingly honest. 

Free Beer, Topless Servers, False Advertising

For all their false advertising, they’re surprisingly honest. 

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Lies You Tell Yourself While Procrastinating: Lie #10

Lies You Tell Yourself While Procrastinating: Lie #10

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Lies You Tell Yourself While Procrastinating: Lie #9

Lies You Tell Yourself While Procrastinating: Lie #9

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Lies You Tell Yourself While Procrastinating: Lie #8

Lies You Tell Yourself While Procrastinating: Lie #8

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Lies You Tell Yourself While Procrastinating: Lie #7

Lies You Tell Yourself While Procrastinating: Lie #7

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Lies You Tell Yourself While Procrastinating: Lie #6  

Lies You Tell Yourself While Procrastinating: Lie #6  

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Lies You Tell Yourself While Procrastinating: Lie #5 

Lies You Tell Yourself While Procrastinating: Lie #5 

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