"It’s not a lie if YOU believe it." Peter Pan or George Constanza
Ben and Steve, as their characters from Coffee Town, get to the bottom of who ate a ham sandwich.
Coffee Town comes out July 9th! Pre-order on iTunes here.
I’ll just take a 40-minute nap, wake up as planned, and resume studying diligently.
Welcome to Date-Lie: A Dating Website for Compulsive Liars! [Click for full article]
Welcome to Date-Lie, a dating website designed specifically for compulsive liars. If you’re here, then you’ve already made up multiple lies for why you’re not here. That’s a good thing – it means you’ve come to the right place.
Date-Lie is not for simple exaggerators like all of those other “normal” dating sites. Only Date-Lie includes complete fabrications on every single section of the site to ensure that you are paired with the most perfect person you can possibly imagine. The kind of person that can’t possibly exist in real life. And the kind of person you will only find on Date-Lie. [Keep Reading]
If this isn’t true, maybe Woody Allen didn’t actually turn into an ant—but why hasn’t he returned my calls yet?
“I told this really hot chick that I was an architect even though I work at McDonald’s. It’s kind of true actually because now I have to design an intricate web of lies to back it up.”
For all their false advertising, they’re surprisingly honest.
(Source: College Humor)