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Roommate Confessions: Your Dog Licked My Balls [Click for more]
Hey! You were always a great roomate but your dog was a piece of shit. It shed everywhere and chewed up my nintendo 64 and Xbox and you didn’t do a damn thing about it. Your dog also loves to lick things, especially your face. So to get you back I spread peanut butter all over my balls and let your dog lick it off. It felt good. You came home shortly after and your dog gave you a big wet kiss. I hope my balls taste good!- Anonymous 
Well that was incredibly disturbing. If you have any non-peanut butter related confessions (Jelly will do) then submit them straight to our Tumblr. We read everything.

Roommate Confessions: Your Dog Licked My Balls [Click for more]

Hey! You were always a great roomate but your dog was a piece of shit. It shed everywhere and chewed up my nintendo 64 and Xbox and you didn’t do a damn thing about it. Your dog also loves to lick things, especially your face. So to get you back I spread peanut butter all over my balls and let your dog lick it off. It felt good. You came home shortly after and your dog gave you a big wet kiss. I hope my balls taste good!
- Anonymous 

Well that was incredibly disturbing. If you have any non-peanut butter related confessions (Jelly will do) then submit them straight to our Tumblr. We read everything.

Baby Loves Window
The the snozzberries taste like snozzberries!

Baby Loves Window

The the snozzberries taste like snozzberries!

(Source: cheezburger.com)

Shirtless Photobomb 
Hopefully this is tucked away nicely in someone’s wedding album 

Shirtless Photobomb

Hopefully this is tucked away nicely in someone’s wedding album 

Don’t Interrupt Table Cat During His Meal
He can smell your fear.

Don’t Interrupt Table Cat During His Meal

He can smell your fear.

(Source: forgifs.com)

Attack Of The Zombie Kittens!

Eh, it’s not as good as Romero, but it’ll do. 


Bucket List Response

He’s got 5 items on the list and they’re all licking celebrities.

He’s got 5 items on the list and they’re all licking celebrities.

(Source: College Humor)