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Polygamist’s Love Letter [Click to continue]
"Despite the loosening of sexual restrictions in recent decades, open relationships and cheating remain highly stigmatized. However, focusing on the problem of cheating distracts us from focusing on the problem of monogamy…When every cell in [one’s] body is craving sex with someone else, monogamy begins to feel like sexual incarceration."-Eric Anderson, Ph.D., via Huffington Post - Full Post

Polygamist’s Love Letter [Click to continue]

"Despite the loosening of sexual restrictions in recent decades, open relationships and cheating remain highly stigmatized. However, focusing on the problem of cheating distracts us from focusing on the problem of monogamy…When every cell in [one’s] body is craving sex with someone else, monogamy begins to feel like sexual incarceration."
-Eric Anderson, Ph.D., via Huffington Post - Full Post

A Memo from the Hogwarts Office of Admissions"You see, at most schools — normal schools — it is the students’ responsibility to come to us if they are interested in matriculating.

A Memo from the Hogwarts Office of Admissions
"You see, at most schools — normal schools — it is the students’ responsibility to come to us if they are interested in matriculating.

Honest Apology Note 
Sharing is caring. Too bad I DGAF.

Honest Apology Note

Sharing is caring. Too bad I DGAF.

(Source: reddit.com)

Thank You Letter to Jewish People 
L’chaim lo mein.

Thank You Letter to Jewish People

L’chaim lo mein.

Heartfelt Break Up Letter
It was one hell of a month.

Heartfelt Break Up Letter

It was one hell of a month.

(Source: humortrain.com)

Possibly the Worst Name of All Time
Mr. and Mrs. Shitler should be ashamed.

Possibly the Worst Name of All Time

Mr. and Mrs. Shitler should be ashamed.

(Source: reddit.com)

Accurate Love Letter Written by 6-Year-Old
I’m so happy someone finally understands why I got all my teeth removed.

Accurate Love Letter Written by 6-Year-Old

I’m so happy someone finally understands why I got all my teeth removed.

(Source: c-lassy)

My father-in-law has a hard time sorting through the contacts on his phone. Instead of listing people alphabetically, he puts his favorites at the top of the list by putting letters in front of their names: “AAJen”, “ABPete”, “ACJack”, etc. I tried to explain that he only needs to press the first letter of a person’s name to jump to them on the list. But he refuses to do this because he also thinks of it as a ranking system and he “doesn’t want Dr. Larry to be above members of his family”.

Letters Home From Finals Week
Dearest girl I hooked up with last weekend…

Letters Home From Finals Week

Dearest girl I hooked up with last weekend…

(Source: College Humor)

LEAKED: Justin Bieber’s “I Never Had Sex with You” Single
This past Tuesday, Justin Bieber told reporters that one of the new songs on his upcoming album, “Believe,” touched upon the false paternity accusation made by super fan Mariah Yeater. Yesterday we got our hands on a leaked draft of the song.

LEAKED: Justin Bieber’s “I Never Had Sex with You” Single

This past Tuesday, Justin Bieber told reporters that one of the new songs on his upcoming album, “Believe,” touched upon the false paternity accusation made by super fan Mariah Yeater. Yesterday we got our hands on a leaked draft of the song.

(Source: College Humor)

Guest Complaints from the Bethlehem Inn [click to read more]
"They put their newborn baby in a hay trough. I think they plan to feed it to the animals." 

Guest Complaints from the Bethlehem Inn [click to read more]

"They put their newborn baby in a hay trough. I think they plan to feed it to the animals." 

Wedding Congratulations From Hotel
Please accept this complimentary letter as a token of our appreciation.

Wedding Congratulations From Hotel

Please accept this complimentary letter as a token of our appreciation.

(Source: College Humor)