Stay COOL this summer without spending money or breaking the law kind of!
If you tensed up your abs like 4 times after you sat down you’re good for the day.
Finish reading 10 Things That LEGALLY COUNT As Going To The Gym
With the legalization of marijuana as a recreational substance in Colorado and Washington state, enterprising marijuana growers and sellers are ready to enter the world of legitimate business. The most important thing for a new product is advertising so let me save these budding businessmen a trip to Don Draper’s office with five wonderful ads for their newly legal companies.
Tell us! We swear we’re not cops*
*Not legally binding
Teen Tested, Doctor Approved
“This year in my legal studies class we were doing our crime topic, and one girl asks the question ‘So if a criminal is convicted of a crime, do they get to choose their own punishment?’ I can’t tell you how much my friends and I laughed during this class at their questions.”
After the break, I’m going to toke up and prank call Blockbuster. Stay with us.
So you copy/pasted a Facebook status to protect your legal rights? You’re an idiot. Think before you post, America.
The world is a confusing place, so let Professor GIF explain the most befuddling topics through the magic of animated GIFS
THIS ISSUE Three easy facts to help you make some sense of what’s developing in America’s most 420-friendly states.
Fact #1: Voters in the states of Colorado and Washington passed ballot initiatives legalizing the recreational use of marijuana.
Colorado’s Amendment 64 and Washington’s Initiative 502 both passed by wide margins (unlike a similar measure in Oregon), and in Colorado more voters were into pot smoker freedom than reelecting President Obama.
These votes are part of an ongoingly RAD trend in Washington and Colorado. Both statesalready allowed the medicinal use of marijuana, Seattle citizens hold an annual Hempfest andvoted to make marijuana busts the police’s lowest priority. And ski towns like Breckenridge, COvoted (symbolically) to legalize it…although you’re still not allowed to ski high.
The rest of the country’s easing up too. There were already 17 states allowing medical marijuana, and Massachusetts voters just passed an initiative making their state the 18th, which means you can now get a California-style “insomnia cure” while surrounded byMassholes.
Humor Us - Staff Jokes [Click to continue reading]
So much happened this week, yet so little.
Be careful what you wish for.
CollegeHumor’s Dank-Ass Drug Survey Results [Click to continue reading]
On 4/20 we asked you 25 questions about your drug habits. Then we immediately sent the results to your school, parents, and third grade teacher.
After much anticipation, we finally remembered to repack the bowl and watch Caldwell illustrate the results in the infographic below. Thanks to everyone who submitted.
(Source: College Humor)