Pacer Player Gets Weird, Blows in LeBron’s Ear [Click to animate]
Whispering sweet insults in his ear.
LeBron stepped onto Jimmy Fallon’s court for a 1980’s rap battle and 1-one-1 game of wastepaper basketball. I think it’s safe to say that Jimmy Fallon’s move to host of The Tonight Show is (ready for it)… a slam dunk. I think it’s also safe to say that Shaq isn’t any danger of losing his title as the “best” NBA player turned rapper.
I feel certain this is the greatest thing that’s ever been done with three-hole punch college ruled paper.
She must really be pulling for the Heat this year.
Every LeBron Game 7 Basket in One GIF [Click to animate]
"See you in my nightmares" - the Spurs, and pretty much every opponent from here on out.
6 New Headwear Suggestions for LeBron James [Click for more]
The King needs a new crown.
The 10 Most Stupidly Expensive Pieces of Junk on eBay [Click for more]
Lebron James’ Old Underpants, $2,323.23 (Buy it here.)
Talk about playing for the Heat, right ladies?? (No, I don’t know what I mean either.) Anyway, despite the adorable pricing of the panties at 23-23 and 23 cents, these are almost definitely not Lebron James’ real underpants. According to the description, the seller got them from the car trunk of a guy who “said he was the laundry boy for the Cavs” and “LBJ with the number 23 is written on the tag.” Pull on your welding goggles, y’all, because that proof sounds IRONCLAD. Keep the spending spree going with more expensive pieces of eBay junk.
1. Glasses That You Made Fun of People for Wearing in High School
It doesn’t matter if you need them, because you need them.
2. Shirts That You Made Fun of People for Wearing in High School
Tiny, shiny, or otherwise flamboyant, choose something that makes a statement, because even if it’s not all that clear what the statement is, it’s a lot more interesting than the stock answers you’ll be giving the reporters.
3. Jewelry That You Made Fun of People for Wearing in High School
A ring isn’t lame if you got one for playing a game - Keep Reading
You can answer any tough life decision with Pro/Con lists. Here are a few more examples.
"This way I’ll cover the spread!"
Twidiots: The Illuminati is Everywhere [Click for more]
In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users.