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Why It Motivates You: Hopefully someone already explained this one to you a while ago…
How It Works: It’s like a normal alarm, only it’s shaped like your favorite erogenous zone, and instead of turning it off with a button you…like, do sex stuff with it…? Alright, I haven’t really worked all the kinks out of this one, but trust me, when I can figure out how to make it not disgusting, it will sell.
Finish reading —> 5 Alarm Clocks That Would Totally Motivate You to Get Up

Why It Motivates You: Hopefully someone already explained this one to you a while ago…

How It Works: It’s like a normal alarm, only it’s shaped like your favorite erogenous zone, and instead of turning it off with a button you…like, do sex stuff with it…? Alright, I haven’t really worked all the kinks out of this one, but trust me, when I can figure out how to make it not disgusting, it will sell.

Finish reading —> 5 Alarm Clocks That Would Totally Motivate You to Get Up

Why It Motivates You: Though it mostly goes unsaid, perhaps the greatest thing motivating our lives is the knowledge that, one day, our lives will end. The average person will live for less than 30,000 days. Do you really want to waste the little time you have in bed?

How It Works: Bring the burning anxiety of your inevitable demise from the back of your mind to the front with an alarm that’s not so much an alarm as it is a lighter glued to clock, and placed near a pile of oily rags. Once that bad boy goes off, you’ll have mere moments to go and separate the two before the rags go up in flames, speeding up your march into oblivion. You’ll never think of the saying “You can sleep when you’re dead” the same way again.

Finish reading —> 5 Alarm Clocks That Would Totally Motivate You to Get Up

Why It Motivates You: Not all motivators have to be negative. If our country’s ongoing obesity epidemic is any indicator, the prospect of having something tasty to munch on is one of the best way to get us up off our fat asses. Think about it. If you smelled bacon cooking from the next room over, would you ignore it? Of course not. You’d drop what you were doing and immediately go investigate it because that’s human nature.

How It Works: Though most of us aren’t lucky enough to have someone wake us up with the smell of sizzling bacon wafting from the kitchen, we are lucky enough to live in a golden age of food laziness, and have easy access to technologies that can easily approximate such a lovely scene. Using food delivery services like Seamless as a template, the food alarm would have you floating out of bed like you’re a cartoon dog that’s just gotten a whiff of a pie. Just place your order and the time you want to get up, and the next morning, a delivery man will greet you with a bag full of deliciousness, instantly transforming you into a morning person.

Finish reading —> 5 Alarm Clocks That Would Totally Motivate You to Get Up

Snow White Really Let Herself Go in 2014
Mirror, mirror on the wall who’s the fairest of them all?
*mirror shatters*
This is what happens when Snow White trades in poisonious apples for Big Macs and starts hanging out with Selfie, Lazy, and Sloth (Disney forgot to mention those dwarfs.) The drawing is part of Jose Rodolfo Loaiza Ontiveros "DisHollywood" series and features Disney characters doing things like snorting coke, hanging out with Michael Myers, and other weird stuff. But back to Snow White, what happened guuurl?!

Snow White Really Let Herself Go in 2014

Mirror, mirror on the wall who’s the fairest of them all?

*mirror shatters*

This is what happens when Snow White trades in poisonious apples for Big Macs and starts hanging out with Selfie, Lazy, and Sloth (Disney forgot to mention those dwarfs.) The drawing is part of Jose Rodolfo Loaiza Ontiveros "DisHollywood" series and features Disney characters doing things like snorting coke, hanging out with Michael Myers, and other weird stuff. But back to Snow White, what happened guuurl?!

Increase your productivity by just not really giving a shit!

Finish reading 6 Life Hacks for Flaky People 

Click to finish: 6 Exercises for the Incredibly Lazy

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The Riddler Gets Lazy

"You’re getting warmer Batman….warmer….WARMER."

A step-by-step guide to mastering the art of the “The Reply.”

Finish reading How to Properly Respond to an Important Email

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This is What Pretty Much Every Help Desk is Like

Never underestimate the power of a small group of massively lazy people committed to doing absolutely nothing.

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Controversial street artist Banksy has begun a month-long residency in New York, and while it’s exciting to see his art on display here in the Big Apple, some of his newer work seems somewhat…uninspired. Don’t believe us? We snapped a few exclusive pics of his latest pieces from around the city to help you decide for yourself. 

Anyone Else Feel Like Banksy Is Getting Kind of Lazy? [Click for 4 MORE]

Are you looking to travel, but hate reading all those irritating “travel tips” that take a lot of “effort” to make sure you “enjoy your vacation?” Screw ‘em! Here’s a list of 10 Way Easier Travel Tips for the discerning but lazy traveler (aka, all of us):

READ 5 MORE Lazy But Effective Travel Tips

Even more TV Show Titles are Getting Really Lazy

Han SolNO: 12 Sad Han Solo Costumes [Click for 8 more]

Despite being LITERALLY the easiest costume to pull off, vest, pants and white shirt„ these people still can’t seem to pull it off. I’d hate to see their sidekick Chewbacca under these circumstances. Keep an eye out for these hunky dudes at Comic Con 2013.

6 Life Hacks for Incredibly Lazy People [Click for the last 2]

Make your already-too-easy life even easier.