An acute guide to cuteness
In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users.
No, guys. We hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the government shutdown does NOT mean that laws are also shut down. That would be… truly insane. But by all means. Don’t let the LAW stop you now.
Finish reading: “These People Think the Government Shutdown Means Weed Is Legal Now”
The club can’t even handle him right now.
Whoa! Can You Believe these Wacky Laws are Real? [Click to finish this kooky list]
It gets even kookier.
Today, DOMA, also known as The Defense of Marriage Act, which prevented the recognition of same-sex marriages was ruled unconstitutional. We wanted to take a look at how our society will function with same-sex couples getting all married and shit.
With the legalization of marijuana as a recreational substance in Colorado and Washington state, enterprising marijuana growers and sellers are ready to enter the world of legitimate business. The most important thing for a new product is advertising so let me save these budding businessmen a trip to Don Draper’s office with five wonderful ads for their newly legal companies.
The Facebook News Feed History Of 2012 [Click for more]
Catch up with this year’s biggest stories the same way you catch up with everything else.
“My best friend and I had the idea of getting super baked one day, which wasn’t that different from normal. So while she was biking to my house, I picked up about 5 gs of bud. On the way to me, some guy drove by and hit her and left. Her bike was trashed and she was hurt, but okay. I had to call her parents to let them know, and they insisted that we all go down to the police station to report what had happened. We were sitting in an office with about seven police officers when an officer with a dog walks in to say something to another officer. My best friend and I just looked at each other and started laughing hysterically when we realized I had about 10 gs, my bowl, and a bottle of Xanax on me. Somehow after about an hour and a room that began to reek we made it out of there alive. We got home and toked up. Needless to say it was an interesting day.”
Don’t Legalize Weed - (click to play)
Before you start organizing a protest, get bored of that protest, and go back to playing Mario Kart, have you ever considered that legalization might be a bad idea?
(Source: College Humor)