"Um, hello? It’s a knock knock joke about a murder trial. That’s FUNNY.”
“This year in my legal studies class we were doing our crime topic, and one girl asks the question ‘So if a criminal is convicted of a crime, do they get to choose their own punishment?’ I can’t tell you how much my friends and I laughed during this class at their questions.”
Hey, they’re the ones who parked in a Snow Zone.
“My uncle is the head of a huge law firm. He is apparently one of the most prolific lawyers in the UK, and very much enjoys boasting about his intelligence whenever we see him. He doesn’t know how to put paper into his printer. Whenever he runs out he phones my aunt to talk him through it because he’s too embarrassed to ask his assistant.”
IdioTech - He should be embarrassed
Intelligence comes in many 8 1/2 x 11 sizes
So you copy/pasted a Facebook status to protect your legal rights? You’re an idiot. Think before you post, America.
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Anyone chillen this weekend?
Mom, Dad: I want to go to law school so I can make this country a better place.
“Strip Club for Law School Dropouts - Labia’s Corpus.”
“Me and my girlfriend were doing it in the back of her car in the car park of a local park, we were pretty into it and didn’t notice about 7 cars come into the park for a group fitness session, suddenly the area was full of people and someone mentioned the rocking KA (the car we were in) so we both got quickly dressed, jumped out and got in the front, both my math teacher and law teacher were in the group, my law teacher never mentioned it but my math teacher made a suspicious number of car references the following week.”
Give that man the $10,000.
“I am an Die-hard Oklahoma City thunder fan. During the 3rd quarter of the last finals game against the miami heat, we were already down by 20 and it was just getting worse. So i said forget it and left to mcdonalds to get some ice cream to cheer myself up. on the way back i was still mad so i was speeding. while going 100 in a 65, i pull up on a cop doing 65. as i zoom past him he pulls me over. he Asks for my license, registration and why i was speeding. So i told him The thunder were losing and i was just having a bad day. he then smiles at me and says, “Im a miami heat fan”, gives me my license back and walks away. not even a warning.”
So today I was on my way home from the market when I got a stomach ache. It was an explosive mess waiting to happen. The speed limit was 40 and I was doing about 55 when a cop pulled me over. He asked me if I knew how fast I was going and I told him about 15 over, and to please hurry and give me my ticket because I was about to crap myself. He started laughing at let me go without even a warning and told me to drive slower. I guess cops are human too.
(Source: College Humor)
This probably isn’t going to reflect well on him in court.
(Source: College Humor)
Take that, NARC.