“One time in grade 8 my class was doing a group reading project where we all read an article about something in a textbook together. This article was about bubble gum. One part was mentioning the biggest bubble ever blown was 20 inches across. In the textbook it actually says and I quote:”I bet you’ve blown some pretty big ones yourself but you’ve never blown one that big!” The whole class including the teacher laughed at that for 10 minutes after that and one kid pissed his pants laughing so hard.”

“My dad sent me a rather entertaining email, upon reading it, I replied with just “ROFL”. I then receive this gem of a response: “I am not in tune with acronyms, what is ROFL? Rolling on floor loud?”