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I’m not sure if you’ve noticed, but this Tinder thing seen seems to be really popular in hookup culture right now. Don’t fret if you’re striking out, you’re probably just asking women if they “want the pipe” all wrong. The tumblr TinderLines has hundreds of solid pick-up lines that are sure to score you a ride on the bang train. 

* Terrible and with a .0001 chance of working. 

Click for MORE: The 20 Best* Tinder Pick-up Lines To Get You Laid

Love really, really hurts. 
Finish reading 10 Creepy Love Notes That Will NEVER Get You Laid, Buddy

Love really, really hurts. 

Finish reading 10 Creepy Love Notes That Will NEVER Get You Laid, Buddy

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A Handy Survival Guide To Getting Super Laid

No pick-up line is as powerful in the wild as the secret language of your bod. Follow these helpful survival tips and you’ll be on your way to having mega sex in no time.

Screencap: ‘Forever Alone’

Screencap: ‘Forever Alone’