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7 Things I Only Know Because I Watched Cartoons

When I was a kid I remember being told that cartoons were horrible, brain-rotting bits of entertainment, but there are some things that I would probably never know if I hadn’t been sitting on the floor watching Looney Tunes all morning:  

1. “Timber!”  If you hear someone yell “timber!” your first instinct is to look up for something that’s tall and probably falling on you. At least it is for me, and I have cartoons to thank for keeping me safe when I’m wandering around forests (which I do ALL THE TIME). I’ve probably heard the word “timber” used to mean “something is falling” far more often than I’ve heard it used as just another word for “lumber.” Continue learning through cartoons.

I Think Wikipedia Has Become Self-Aware [Click for article]
Cite this, bitches.

I Think Wikipedia Has Become Self-Aware [Click for article]

Cite this, bitches.

I Think Wikipedia Has Become Self-Aware [Click for full article]
You know what else started out as a force for good? Skynet, that’s what.

I Think Wikipedia Has Become Self-Aware [Click for full article]

You know what else started out as a force for good? Skynet, that’s what.

Some Study That I Used To Know

Gotye sings about losing what’s most important to us all: basic math and spelling skills

(Source: College Humor)

1. I would totally win that ——- contest, if I weren’t ——-.
A. wet t-shirt contest . . such a dedicated nudist
B. spelling . . flarg
C. meditation . . so damn angry
D. unicorn riding . . hallucinating
E. three-legged race . . a squid

High School Kids Are Dumb

At least they’re at school. That’s a start.