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Swedish Ping Pong Trick Shot (Pineapples and Knives Edition)

P-I-N- oh, you sliced me, let’s start over.

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Sometimes, The Lobster Fights Back
Pry it from my cold, dead claws.

Sometimes, The Lobster Fights Back

Pry it from my cold, dead claws.

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Jigsaw Leaves a Tip
For too long, you’ve taken your mediocre waitering job for granted

Jigsaw Leaves a Tip

For too long, you’ve taken your mediocre waitering job for granted

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CollegeHumor's Favorite Funny Videos

K is for Knifeball

The other letters are covered in blood, so it’s pretty tough to tell what they’re for.

(Source: youtube.com)

Someone Put a Knife in the Black Eyed Peas Experience
I don’t know about you guys, but they sound a little sharp today.

Someone Put a Knife in the Black Eyed Peas Experience

I don’t know about you guys, but they sound a little sharp today.

Creepy Ball Pit
If he had JUST the whiskey or JUST the knife I might jump in.

Creepy Ball Pit

If he had JUST the whiskey or JUST the knife I might jump in.

(Source: hotsugar)

I worked at a gaming store a few years ago. One day I’m standing behind the counter, when this one really nerdy kid walks in (He looks to be 15-16.). Hes wearing a jacket, it was odd because it was hot outside. All of the sudden he runs up to the counter, and takes out a medium sized kitchen knife. He threatens to stab me if I don’t give him a copy of this new JRPG, and all the free 30 days of WoW cards that the store has. As I act like I’m reaching under the counter, I take out a handful of game cases and start to throw them at him. I eventually knock the knife out of his hand with a well thrown case. And he runs out of the store. I call the police and give them a description of him thereafter. Police find him 15 minutes later, riding his bike home. He tried to rob the store because his Parents wouldn’t pay for his WOW subscription.

CollegeHumor’s Favorite Funny Videos

The World Series of Opening a Coconut: Hawaii vs. Trinidad

You put the knife in the coconut and drink it all up.

(Source: youtube.com)

Cap’n Crunch Wields a Knife
Stab-a-tize me Cap’n!

Cap’n Crunch Wields a Knife

Stab-a-tize me Cap’n!

(Source: reddit.com)

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Spatula Made Out of Plastic Cutlery
Pancakes are the mother of invention.

Spatula Made Out of Plastic Cutlery

Pancakes are the mother of invention.

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Discount Knives, Swords, Dragons, Guy Stuff
Be careful, it’s generally not a good idea to buy discount dragons.

Discount Knives, Swords, Dragons, Guy Stuff

Be careful, it’s generally not a good idea to buy discount dragons.

(Source: reddit.com)