“Back when my husband and I were engaged, we lived in a very small apartment. One morning, I had the day off and we were having sex on the kitchen table. We were nearly finished when my brother burst into the apartment. He had heard the noise and thought that, because it was the middle of the day, we were being robbed.”
18 Pictures of Creepily Flexible People
Have you seen how flexible those Olympic gymnasts are? Of course you have. It’s crazy. How can human bodies do that? Well, here’s some more pictures of people bending themselves in ways you didn’t think physically possible.
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If you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the kitchen. Actually… just stay out of the kitchen.
Mary-Kate loves shiny appliances! And by that she means sweaty laborers.
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If you don’t know, now you know, guy who found out about planking way too late.
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The perfect gift for the lady while you’re watching your weekly BTTF trilogy marathon
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He should really be wearing knuckle pads.






