The King of All Mustaches

He doesn’t trim IT. It trims HIM.

(Source: reddit.com)

The Knight of Beers

He’ll valiantly pass out in his own puke.

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Fancy Crab Has Top Hat and Walking Stick

He’s rich, but he’s no King Crab

(Source: College Humor)

You may kiss my hand, peasant

King of the castle.

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Old Dictionary Describes Game of King Arthur

What a rollickingly uproarious good time.

(Source: College Humor)

Protester Loves Vaginas

She’s sure to succeed in her cause with the Burger King at her side. 

(Source: College Humor)

Girl Discovers All US Presidents Related to King Except One

I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again—IMPEACH VAN BUREN!

More Super Mario Bros. 3 Secrets

This graphic was clearly assembled by Nicolas Cage.

(Source: College Humor)