“My dad is always touting the latest and greatest gadgets to anyone who is in earshot. So after he plugged the Kindle to my grandmother, telling her it would make it that much easier and convenient to read any books she wanted, she decided to buy one. She then came back from the library with some books, put them next to her new purchase and asks my dad “so how do I now put them in this?”

“For Christmas this year, my dad received an ipad. For reasons no one in my family understands, he refers to it as an “iscratch” or “the kindle.”

“My mom asked if there was a price difference between a hardback and paperback e-book. To save the time of explaining it I told her paperbacks were cheaper.”