Don’t Open Unless You Plan to Kill It

This is where legends are made.

(Source: reddit.com)

She’s a Goner

If you weren’t terrified by children before, you will be now.

Cavemen - Cyanide & Happiness

(Source: College Humor)

10 Points!?

It has been brought to my attention that the stick figure decals on the back windows of vehicles are NOT pedestrian “kill scores”, but, actually are meant to represent members of your family. I’ll be removing mine ASAP to avoid any further confusion.

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(Source: College Humor)

Dog Finds Waldo’s Head

We have found Waldo, and we have killed him. Our work here is done. 

(Source: College Humor)

Moose Heads Strapped to Dozens of Cars

My clan will not rest until we find the moose that killed my father. 

(Source: College Humor)