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Knock, knock. Hey, sport. Are you busy? Well, just take a quick homework break. We need to talk.
Yes, “the talk.”
I know, I know, this is a bit awkward. But you’re growing up and as your father I need to tell you about, uh, how the world works. I just want to make sure you have all the facts. About jay-walking.
Click to see more: Son, We Need To Talk About Jaywalking

Knock, knock. Hey, sport. Are you busy? Well, just take a quick homework break. We need to talk.

Yes, “the talk.”

I know, I know, this is a bit awkward. But you’re growing up and as your father I need to tell you about, uh, how the world works. I just want to make sure you have all the facts. About jay-walking.

Click to see more: Son, We Need To Talk About Jaywalking

This Kid Has High Hopes For Himself When He Grows Up
Shoot for the moon, kid, becase even if you miss, you’ll still land that job at Burger King.

This Kid Has High Hopes For Himself When He Grows Up

Shoot for the moon, kid, becase even if you miss, you’ll still land that job at Burger King.

(Source: reddit.com)

8 Kids TV Shows & Their Adult Equivalents »
Getting Friend-Zoned Has Never Been This Adorable
You should really see this kid’s good riting. 

Getting Friend-Zoned Has Never Been This Adorable

You should really see this kid’s good riting. 

(Source: reddit.com)

Baby Goes Right For the Boob
Check out the bust on that bust. 

Baby Goes Right For the Boob

Check out the bust on that bust. 

(Source: peperonity.com)

Watch Where You Stick That Mallet Handle, KidBoys will be creeps.

Watch Where You Stick That Mallet Handle, Kid
Boys will be creeps.

(Source: reddit.com)

Comedians Tell Kids that Santa Isn’t Real

He doesn’t know when you are sleeping or when you’re awake because HE’S NOT REAL!

(Source: youtube.com)

"When did we win the lottery?"

When you were seven you had never seen more than forty-five dollars in one place, so the thought that you’d spend that much money on a gift for one person is earth shattering. Do you know how much lemonade you’d have to sell in December to acquire that amount of wealth? Yes, you’re an adult who can do math. When you were seven you could get away with giving mom something you made in art class, but now you have some means of income so a “push pot” just isn’t going to cut it.

4 MORE Things You’ll do This Christmas that Would Blow Your Mind When You Were 7 Years Old

(Source: College Humor)

Kid Delicately Strokes Reporter’s Chin While Passing Him on Train
"I will return to you, my love."

Kid Delicately Strokes Reporter’s Chin While Passing Him on Train

"I will return to you, my love."

Baby Safe: Keep Your Baby in a Safe

But I don’t get it. Will it be safe?

(Source: youtube.com)

This is the Best Way to Rake Leaves, Obviously
Seasons may change. But teenage boys do not.

This is the Best Way to Rake Leaves, Obviously

Seasons may change. But teenage boys do not.

(Source: reddit.com)

This guide will help you prepare for the transition from barely-functioning man child to barely-functioning man child with a baby sitting on his shoulders.
Throwing Your Niece/Nephew Around 
The appropriate way for an uncle to greet a niece or nephew is to pick them up and throw them like an Italian stereotype throwing around some pizza dough. With luck your niece or nephew will forever associate you with the euphoric feeling of flying. You may be concerned that tossing them around may make them uncontrollably excited, and unable to sleep. Don’t worry! This will be your sibling’s problem. Here are the three tossing techniques most recommended by top uncles.
The Lion King

The Problem Child


The Globetrotter


So You’re Going to Be an Uncle [Click to start reading]

This guide will help you prepare for the transition from barely-functioning man child to barely-functioning man child with a baby sitting on his shoulders.

Throwing Your Niece/Nephew Around

The appropriate way for an uncle to greet a niece or nephew is to pick them up and throw them like an Italian stereotype throwing around some pizza dough. With luck your niece or nephew will forever associate you with the euphoric feeling of flying. You may be concerned that tossing them around may make them uncontrollably excited, and unable to sleep. Don’t worry! This will be your sibling’s problem. Here are the three tossing techniques most recommended by top uncles.

The Lion King

The Lion King

The Problem Child

The Problem Child

The Globetrotter

The Globetrotter

So You’re Going to Be an Uncle [Click to start reading]

Hysterical “Will You Go Out With Me” Note
Slow and steady wins the dating game.

Hysterical “Will You Go Out With Me” Note

Slow and steady wins the dating game.

(Source: reddit.com)

Kid TRIES to Thank Soldier For Fighting in the War…
Make love, not whore.

Kid TRIES to Thank Soldier For Fighting in the War…

Make love, not whore.

(Source: reddit.com)

Momma’s Singing Makes Baby Teary-Eyed It’s So Beautiful

Hold up, my eyes need a diaper change.

(Source: youtube.com)