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Kid Does Not Give a Fuck About Soccer

Red card for being a true Amurrican.

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That Sonicare electric toothbrush you’re using — it’s weak. Japanese teenager, TokioFN, has strapped a toothbrush to an automatic pistol (which seems to be a pellet gun) and is using it to brush his teeth. It may just be the most gangsta thing I’ve ever seen and the dumbest.  

Personally, I prefer a medium bristle brush — Colgate makes a nice model — but now I’m considering switching to a Glock 18. Ya know, cuz I want my chompers to have that clean feeling that only comes with an automatic firearm. 

Needless to say, 4 out of 5 dentists don’t recommend brushing with a gun in your mouth. (Also, don’t try this at home. Not that you were dumb enough to, but just saying.)

Click for video: Check Out This Japanese Kid Brushing His Teeth With A Pellet Gun

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Click to see more: 10 Unintentionally Hilarious Kids’ Drawings

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CAMP: Harry and Madge

Kids’ songs about sex, drugs and giving handies.

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Click for 14 more: 16 People Getting “Wasted” GTA-Style (and 1 Dog, too)

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Baby Tries to Drink Sippy Cup Through Glass Door
What do you mean straws don’t defy physics?

Baby Tries to Drink Sippy Cup Through Glass Door

What do you mean straws don’t defy physics?

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You’ve worked hard.  You deserve some more videos
Boston Terrier Drives Car - Grey means go.  Grey means stop. 
Dad Trolls Kid In Ball Pit - This ball pit ain’t big enough for the two of us.
How to Make Your Head Disappear - Its a shame.  He used to have a good head on his shoulders.
4 Minutes Up Close With a GIANT Galapagos Tortoise - How about we get to know each other first…

You’ve worked hard.  You deserve some more videos

Boston Terrier Drives Car - Grey means go.  Grey means stop. 

Dad Trolls Kid In Ball Pit - This ball pit ain’t big enough for the two of us.

How to Make Your Head Disappear - Its a shame.  He used to have a good head on his shoulders.

4 Minutes Up Close With a GIANT Galapagos Tortoise - How about we get to know each other first…

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Weird Picture of a Kid With a Hand for a Body
Gotta hand it to him.  This is weird

Weird Picture of a Kid With a Hand for a Body

Gotta hand it to him.  This is weird

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Kid May Have Superpowers as There Are Lasers Shooting Out of His Eyes
Call Professor Xavier, we got one

Kid May Have Superpowers as There Are Lasers Shooting Out of His Eyes

Call Professor Xavier, we got one

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Kid Ghost Rides His Fischer Price
A nice ghost though because ghosts are scary.

Kid Ghost Rides His Fischer Price

A nice ghost though because ghosts are scary.

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CollegeHumor's Favorite Funny Videos

Postman OWNS Little Kid

IN YOUR FACE

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Wait For It (Giant Freezepop)
Any second now…

Wait For It (Giant Freezepop)

Any second now…

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CollegeHumor's Favorite Funny Videos

Carmina Burana Sleep-Deprived Parents Parody

This one’s cross-posted from our sister site ParentsHumor.com

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Don’t Mess With This Little Girl

I mean, sheesh, just got all of the Wu Tang Clan on her side.

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Strap On Goat Rifles
Kids are so violent these days. Get it? ‘Cause kid means baby goat. DO YOU GET IT?

Strap On Goat Rifles

Kids are so violent these days. Get it? ‘Cause kid means baby goat. DO YOU GET IT?

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