“And I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn’t been for you meddling Devices!”
“WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS HAVE TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS WHEN THEY ARE EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING? I feel like they are yelling at me. Why can’t they write normal? Also, why do people WR1T3 LyK3 TH1$? Is it some sort of dialect for robots?”
“When it comes to computers or technology, my dad is THE worst in our family. While he was on the 8 year old desktop, my AIM notification (makes a door closing/opening noise) would sound on and off since it was minimized to the task bar. So my dad tells me there was a ‘hacker entering the computer’ and leaving. He would make me listen for the sound of the hacker ‘entering the computer’ again after someone on my buddy list would sign off. That was 4 years ago….and, yet, he acutely slams the keyboard (with one finger, albeit) like it is an invincible typewriter.”
You know how in Bill and Ted the Wyld Stallyns created world peace in the future with their music? That’s based on these kids.