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Yay or Nay: Is Kanye West a Genius? [Click to watch]

Or if it’s a girl, Yeezus Hopper #UnionJFollowMeSpree.

Yay or Nay: Is Kanye West a Genius?

KanYAY or KanNAY? We decide.

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Twidiots: KAYNE West Is an Idiot [Click for more]
"And so’s his daughter Cadence!"

Twidiots: KAYNE West Is an Idiot [Click for more]

"And so’s his daughter Cadence!"

Twidiots: KAYNE West Is an Idiot [Click for more]

Ima let you finish, just get my damn name right.

Kanye West’s American Psycho Short (Yeezus Promo)

Yeezus will wash away your sins.

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10 Lamest Rap Brags
Can you match the lame lyric to the artist? 
1) “I’m 5’5” but I can six nine”
2) “Mix that Goose with Malibu I call it ‘Malibooyah’”
3) "Spaghetti bolognese in the Polo Lounge"
4) "I be tossin’, enforcin’, my style is awesome / I’m causin more Family Feud’s than Richard Dawson"
5) ”Hey, this is my jam”
6) ”I giggle outside the booth; ain’t no joke inside”
7) ”I’m the definition of: half man, half drugs”
8) ”I beat the Pussy UP, UP, UP, UP, UP, UP, UP”
9) ”I love you like a fat kid love cake”
10) ”Hilton / Hilton / Bitch, I’m Paris Hilton (4x)”
See how many you got right.

10 Lamest Rap Brags

Can you match the lame lyric to the artist? 

1) “I’m 5’5” but I can six nine”

2) “Mix that Goose with Malibu I call it ‘Malibooyah’”

3) "Spaghetti bolognese in the Polo Lounge"

4) "I be tossin’, enforcin’, my style is awesome / I’m causin more Family Feud’s than Richard Dawson"

5) ”Hey, this is my jam”

6) ”I giggle outside the booth; ain’t no joke inside”

7) ”I’m the definition of: half man, half drugs”

8) ”I beat the Pussy UP, UP, UP, UP, UP, UP, UP”

9) ”I love you like a fat kid love cake”

10) ”Hilton / Hilton / Bitch, I’m Paris Hilton (4x)”

See how many you got right.

Kim and Kanye’s Baby Name Brainstorm

Now I ain’t sayin’ she a normal kid.

Have any suggestions? 

Who Wore It Better: Kim Kardashian or This Couch?
You know the hormones are getting to her when she starts designing her wardrobe off of home decor.

Who Wore It Better: Kim Kardashian or This Couch?

You know the hormones are getting to her when she starts designing her wardrobe off of home decor.

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Why Beyonce and Jay-Z Need to Break Up [Click for more]
In “Regret Everything” comedian Will Hines tells us what thoughts have been gnawing at his brain.
Generally, I’m a moral person. But when it comes to my pop music, my brain shifts fully into evil villain mode. No heartbreak is too horrible for the sake of making my Spotify playlists more terrific! These pop stars are no longer human: they are machines. Machines of sadness that totally get what it means to land a solid pop hook.Given unlimited funds, I would not pursue political power nor lobby to help society. But I would conspire to make Rihanna mad at someone, and then provide ample studio time and a sick rhythm section.My ultimate plan is perhaps too horrible to even write down. But here it is: Continue reading

Why Beyonce and Jay-Z Need to Break Up [Click for more]

In “Regret Everything” comedian Will Hines tells us what thoughts have been gnawing at his brain.

Generally, I’m a moral person. But when it comes to my pop music, my brain shifts fully into evil villain mode. No heartbreak is too horrible for the sake of making my Spotify playlists more terrific! These pop stars are no longer human: they are machines. Machines of sadness that totally get what it means to land a solid pop hook.

Given unlimited funds, I would not pursue political power nor lobby to help society. But I would conspire to make Rihanna mad at someone, and then provide ample studio time and a sick rhythm section.

My ultimate plan is perhaps too horrible to even write down. But here it is: Continue reading

Actresses Without Teeth [Click for more]
The cast of Scary Movie 5?
via: actresseswithoutteeth

Actresses Without Teeth [Click for more]

The cast of Scary Movie 5?

via: actresseswithoutteeth

Top 18 Kanye West Non-Rhyme Rhymes

This one’s a stretch.

Kanye Giving Up His Baby - Prank News Network

Would you trust the words of a man with a microphone, no matter how unbelievable the scenario?

Screencap: Truth
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Screencap: Truth

Anti-Irony

B*tches in WeHo

"Instagram so hard Blue Ivy wanna Follow ME."

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See The Supercut Of Every Rapper Saying “Uuh”

Every rapper’s got to have a nonsense syllable to fall back on sometime, so we’ve got 32 of the greats saying nothing whatsoever right here.

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