In that 2 second time frame she wrote a song about them.
Baby, baby, baby no.
Brace yourselves, Bieber is coming. Thine Beliebers are colder and harsher than any winter ye shall ever know. What happens when you mix the most hated pop star with the most loathed Game of Thrones character? The worst. That’s what happens.
"Justin Bieber hopes [Anne Frank] would have been his devoted fan […] "Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber," he wrote." – CNN
January 22, 1943
One of the happiest days I can remember— this morning Jane brought us fresh fruit and bread. Jane also brought me a present— a record album called “My World 2.0” by someone named Justin Bieber. I don’t know who Justin Bieber is but Papa says he’s a kid like me and that I can listen to it when there is no one below in the house.
January 23, 1943
I can’t stop singing the music of Justin Bieber! What joy his music brings me! My favorite song is definitely “Baby.” I love it when Justin says “Baby, baby, baby, oh, baby, baby, baby, oh.” It makes me think a lot about the world, like— all humans started out as babies, so we’re all the same, really.
Papa and I put on shows for Mama (I am Justin and Papa is Ludacris) and he makes me laugh so hard when he tries to rap really fast. Our whole family shares in such laughter, all thanks to the music of this wonderful Justin Bieber.
February 17, 1943
Using a transmitter radio I heard Justin’s new single, “Boyfriend.” It feels like he’s singing
directly to me! My favorite part is when he says, “Swag, swag, swag on you, Chillin’ by the fire while we eatin’ fondue.”
I wonder what “swag” is. Maybe swag is the feeling I get when I listen to the music of Justin
Bieber— the feeling that anything is possible if we try in our hearts.
I asked Mama what fondue is and she looked out the window without answering.
How does Selena Gomez feel about this?
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“i started working at byerly’s a few weeks ago. my manager thinks i look like Justin Bieber so he insitsts on telling every customer “you know we’ve got Justin Bieber working here”…every time a customer tells me I look like him [Bieber] i die a little inside.”