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Jurassic Park in Real Life

The only thing that’s missing is Jeff Goldblum.

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Who Would Win in a Fight?

Who’s the strongest, quickest, biggest badass of them all? Start voting now.

The 7 Dumbest Scenes in Otherwise Great Movies
The Return of the King is an awesome movie. But, if you watch it again, you’ll notice that there are roughly seven different times where the movie could have comfortably ended, and then another ending scene is tacked on. You can argue the value of most of these unnecessary scenes, but not the part when Frodo wakes up in the enormous bed and then everyone comes in to excitedly greet him and have lots of weird slow laughter and creepy soft light that makes everybody look like cherub figurines. It’s embarrassing to watch.
 LOTR The Return of the King - The Fellowship Reunited

See what the 6 other movies are. 

The 7 Dumbest Scenes in Otherwise Great Movies

The Return of the King is an awesome movie. But, if you watch it again, you’ll notice that there are roughly seven different times where the movie could have comfortably ended, and then another ending scene is tacked on. You can argue the value of most of these unnecessary scenes, but not the part when Frodo wakes up in the enormous bed and then everyone comes in to excitedly greet him and have lots of weird slow laughter and creepy soft light that makes everybody look like cherub figurines. It’s embarrassing to watch.

 LOTR The Return of the King - The Fellowship Reunited

See what the 6 other movies are. 

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This Guy Had One Job To Do On Every Movie Ever
Jurassic Park crewmember Phil Tippett’s credit has amused the Internet for a long time, but few realize how many other movies he’s played a part in.

This Guy Had One Job To Do On Every Movie Ever

Jurassic Park crewmember Phil Tippett’s credit has amused the Internet for a long time, but few realize how many other movies he’s played a part in.

Jurassic Park: the Humans Acting Like Dinosaurs Remix [Click to watch]

Welcome to “Jurassic Park”.

Awesome 3D Jurassic Park Gif
3D glasses are soooOooo prehistoric.

Awesome 3D Jurassic Park Gif

3D glasses are soooOooo prehistoric.

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Greatest Pop Culture Car Collection 
So cool it almost makes you forget about the lack of sexual activity in their lives.

Greatest Pop Culture Car Collection

So cool it almost makes you forget about the lack of sexual activity in their lives.

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Every Parents Dream
The most beautiful baby the world has ever known.

Every Parents Dream

The most beautiful baby the world has ever known.

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That’s so beautiful.

Me and my boyfriend were watching jurassic park earlier. He said if we were dinosaurs we would be the long necked herbivores, so we could live a nice “peaceful” life. Then he said “unless we weren’t together.. then i’d want to be a longely angry t-rex, and i’d eat your long necked boyfriend so you could be as lonely as me”.. i laughed it off and said, “what if i just dont have a boyfriend?” to which he answered, “then i’d just eat you, and we’d be one”

Rejected Pitches: Jurassic Park

They’re gonna need a bigger boat. Unrelated, but true.

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Jurassic Park Kids Scared by Butts [Click to animate]
Putting the “ass” in Jurassic Park.

Jurassic Park Kids Scared by Butts [Click to animate]

Putting the “ass” in Jurassic Park.

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Dr. Richard Attenborough from “Jurassic Park” sure knows how to party.

Dr. Richard Attenborough from “Jurassic Park” sure knows how to party.

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Jurassic Park Theme Melodica Cover


It’s so beautiful. It’s like an angel without much talent or experience is playing the melodica.

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