“One time I saw a band called “Head Molt” open for Girl Talk. It was just a bunch of dudes fucking with pedals and distortion devices on a plastic table, making horrible noises and screaming “this is what you paid for” into microphones for half an hour. That’s art, right?”

“I was in Hastings the other day, they started playing Glee’s cover of the Beatles “Let it Be”. If that wasn’t bad enough, I heard this little girl (13-15 yrs) behind me in line say she loved this song that the Glee crew wrote. I told her that the Beatles wrote this song and that Glee did a cover. She promptly tells me that I was wrong that Glee did it first and the Beatles did a bad cover of it. I was utterly speechless”