No matter who wins, they both lose.
A match made in Internet heaven.
Juggalos of OkCupid Are Here to Win Over Your Heart (Or Your Soul) [Click for more]
Thanks to the internet, specifically Okcupid Juggalos, we now know that our true loves are out there, lurking, patiently waiting to murder us into tiny little pieces. You can’t spell true love without hatchet. Well, you can, but that’s not the point. The point is Juggalos love dead bodies and they want you to know.
Jest asked New Yorkers to guess whether the actual Juggalo events we told them about are real, or things we made up.