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Your Mother… is so fat, she’s been hospitalized for morbid obesity. 

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say what you want, bangbus was an eco-friendly alternative to everyone masturbating in separate cars

Think you can take a joke? This simple chart will show you just how easily offended you are.
Finish reading the Flowchart: How Easily Offended Are You?

Think you can take a joke? This simple chart will show you just how easily offended you are.

Finish reading the Flowchart: How Easily Offended Are You?

What You Think You're Saying With Your Joke and What the World Actually Hears »

Vintage “Yo Mama” News Outtake (15 Seconds)

For more on this topic, we now go to deez nuts.

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Brian Williams Slips a Subtle Weed Joke Into The News

Wait…was that a very subtle “pro-pot” joke in a random news story about a tennis match? [Rewinds DVR] Hm. Why yes, yes it was. Chalk that up as just another of many ‘winking’ pot references in the classic stoner comedy “The NBC Nightly News”.

This Bowling Ad is Pretty Dirty
Bowling has never been sexier.

This Bowling Ad is Pretty Dirty

Bowling has never been sexier.

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@patrick_cassels

@patrick_cassels

"Uh oh, looks like this person I’ve never met is having a complete psychological breakdown. Isn’t that hilarious? Look, she’s in ENTERTAINMENT; if she didn’t want to live in a giant digital panopticon her entire life, maybe she shouldn’t like performing for people who love her. She deserves whatever horrible jokes people make about her because she’s just desperate for attention. Besides, this joke is going to get me, like fifty new Twitter followers. I know it.
FULL ARTICLE: 6 Things Less Annoying than the Jokes Made About Them

"Uh oh, looks like this person I’ve never met is having a complete psychological breakdown. Isn’t that hilarious? Look, she’s in ENTERTAINMENT; if she didn’t want to live in a giant digital panopticon her entire life, maybe she shouldn’t like performing for people who love her. She deserves whatever horrible jokes people make about her because she’s just desperate for attention. Besides, this joke is going to get me, like fifty new Twitter followers. I know it.

FULL ARTICLE: 6 Things Less Annoying than the Jokes Made About Them

(Source: College Humor)

Florida Prankster Arrested 1 Year Ago Returns With Terrifying Suitcase Ultimatum Stunt

"Your life, your choice… 60 seconds." * leaves suitcase *

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Jim Gaffigan Accurately Predicted the Future of Breakfast

All great artists steal. Even food ones.

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Yo, Let’s Text For a While And Then Maybe Hook Up [Click for full article]
Looking for romance, lol. Plz respond. 

Yo, Let’s Text For a While And Then Maybe Hook Up [Click for full article]

Looking for romance, lol. Plz respond. 

Clean Comedy in a World of Gross-Out Humor and Subtle Sex Jokes [Click for full post]
I’m appalled at the sheer amount of gross-out humor, sex jokes and dirty words being used in comedy these days. Often they’re subtle, buried deep within seemingly “clean” material, but that doesn’t excuse it. Personally, I have resisted the urge to lower myself to making immature, crass sex jokes or anything in that vein, but it’s hard to pass that test. I cull ideas from experience, like every comic, and often my pen is drawn to that low hanging fruit, so it’s a struggle to keep it clean. I’m no prude and I don’t fear the taboo, be it well-worn territory or not, but whole crap bits based on dirty words take no skill to master. Bait the hook or drag a wide net and you’ll catch a little laugh with filth, but I’d rather make it hard on myself and handle my rod like a skilled angler. I see men (and women) in the crowd who want that, too. “Challenge us, sir! Come size up our intellect and entertain us,” their pained expressions say. As a performer I want to rise to the occasion, even if that means bumping heads with those who wish to stay in an intellectual hole or chasm. Continue

Clean Comedy in a World of Gross-Out Humor and Subtle Sex Jokes [Click for full post]

I’m appalled at the sheer amount of gross-out humor, sex jokes and dirty words being used in comedy these days. Often they’re subtle, buried deep within seemingly “clean” material, but that doesn’t excuse it. Personally, I have resisted the urge to lower myself to making immature, crass sex jokes or anything in that vein, but it’s hard to pass that test. I cull ideas from experience, like every comic, and often my pen is drawn to that low hanging fruit, so it’s a struggle to keep it clean. I’m no prude and I don’t fear the taboo, be it well-worn territory or not, but whole crap bits based on dirty words take no skill to master. Bait the hook or drag a wide net and you’ll catch a little laugh with filth, but I’d rather make it hard on myself and handle my rod like a skilled angler. I see men (and women) in the crowd who want that, too. “Challenge us, sir! Come size up our intellect and entertain us,” their pained expressions say. As a performer I want to rise to the occasion, even if that means bumping heads with those who wish to stay in an intellectual hole or chasm. Continue

Yay or Nay: Should You Go to College?

Ahhhh education schmedication.  Thats a word right?