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Ahhhh education schmedication. Thats a word right?
8 Weirdly Out Of Character Classic Simpsons Jokes
Skinner’s “Principals Do It 9 Months A Year” Apron (Sweet Seymour Skinner’s Baadasssss Song – Season 5)
When Principal Skinner loses his job, we see him at home wearing a “Principals Do It 9 Months A Year” novelty apron, which seems like an oddly racy choice for a guy who’s so straight-laced, he doesn’t even understand the Mad Magazine slogan “Up with mini-skirts!”, he forbids his army platoon to sing a chant about a lady with a hole in her underpants, and he refuses to even say the word “ass” (though he will think it under telepathic circumstances).
Unless, of course, the reverse-implication here is that Skinner doesn’t even get that there’s innuendo in the apron and thinks it’s a very literal slogan about principals’ jobs. This reading is absurd and hilarious, but might not totally be out of the realm of possibility for the man so free of whimsy, he once delivered the line “The times they are a-becoming quite different,” and who took great pleasure in the sound of his uniformed student body blinking in unison. I guess if Skinner’s never even heard of Jurassic Park, we’ll have to chalk this apron thing up to simple ignorance on the part of Billy and the Cloneasaurus’ creator. Keep reading
Knock, knock. Who’s there? I’m fat and getting old sucks
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Hallie Pranks Will By Telling Him a Standup Joke About Penises
“The best comedy makes its audience extremely uncomfortable and pretty sure the comedian is trying to hit on them.” - Hallie Cantor, 2013
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Damn you, Pseudo Celebrity!](http://25.media.tumblr.com/d0625116745281aa8602b26359b97a48/tumblr_mjz3g10jOf1qasthro1_r2_500.gif)
Just opened my Electric bill and my Water bill at the same time and was completely shocked.
(Source: College Humor)
Tweets of the Day
Here’s a smattering of funny thoughts from the best comedians on Twitter
(Source: twitter.com)
Less Guns, More Punching [Click to watch]
It’s time to stop cracking jokes, and start building a national movement (by cracking jokes).
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The only real disaster is not enjoying yourself.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/1216bb01f5d813299574b7e824b1bd1f/tumblr_mhx5i68f3h1qasthro1_500.gif)
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Life is what you name it.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/bd607a3d7e31b16eac2408cc8d6c3534/tumblr_mhx2hx2sxD1qasthro1_500.gif)
