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The Eight Most Annoying Customers At Your Retail Job

The Eight Most Annoying Customers At Your Retail Job

What do YOU want to be when you grow up?

Finish reading —> Jobs You Wanted as a Kid: Expectation Vs Reality

Need to find a real adult job? Check out my Honest Guide to Finding a Job

Already have a real adult job? You might need to know How to Explain Your Stupid Job to Different People

Looking for a job is a full-time job.

Finish reading —> An Honest Guide to Finding a Job

Time is DEFINITELY not on your side.
Finish reading —> This is Why You’re Late For Work Every Morning

Time is DEFINITELY not on your side.

Finish reading —> This is Why You’re Late For Work Every Morning

Who said having a job had to be boring?

These 17 Peoples’ Job Titles Says All There is About Living the Dream

Who said having a job had to be boring?

These 17 Peoples’ Job Titles Says All There is About Living the Dream

10 Revolutionary Tips for Discreetly Pooping at Work »
How You Know It’s Time To Get A Job
Strengths include: organizational skills.

How You Know It’s Time To Get A Job

Strengths include: organizational skills.

(Source: reddit.com)

Graduate in style.

Finish 12 Hilariously Appropriate Graduation Caps

Did you just find yourself in a place of unemployment? Turn that frown into a FUNrown, and step into the exciting world of FUNemployment!!! Below are just a few of the SUPER FUN things to look forward to during your new adventure:
Read 5 Skills to Master During Your FUNEMPLOYMENT!

Did you just find yourself in a place of unemployment? Turn that frown into a FUNrown, and step into the exciting world of FUNemployment!!! Below are just a few of the SUPER FUN things to look forward to during your new adventure:

Read 5 Skills to Master During Your FUNEMPLOYMENT!

You keep gettin’ older, but the games stay the same. ‘Tag’ might be the worst.

Finish reading Childhood Games: Then and Now

WAKE UP AND GO ABOUT YOUR DAY

HIT SNOOZE

TURN THE ALARM OFF & GO BACK TO SLEEP

This Kid Has High Hopes For Himself When He Grows Up
Shoot for the moon, kid, becase even if you miss, you’ll still land that job at Burger King.

This Kid Has High Hopes For Himself When He Grows Up

Shoot for the moon, kid, becase even if you miss, you’ll still land that job at Burger King.

(Source: reddit.com)

Google Maps Unveils Lucrative New ‘Pokemon Master’ Position

Enjoy wandering through Pallet Town? Do you find yourself spending hours searching for Moonstones in the Viridian Forrest? If yes, please send a cover letter and CV to ProfessorOak21@pokemon.com!

(Source: youtube.com)

Six Great Ways to Sleep on the Job and Get Away with It

The techniques in this article have all been successfully tested and implemented by the author in a real workplace environment. Still, it should be noted that some techniques, particularly those rated “ADVANCED” may be hazardous to an amateur and can result in loss of balance and/or employment.

LEVEL ONE: BEGINNER

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LEVEL TWO: INTERMEDIATE

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LEVEL THREE: ADVANCED

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Finish Reading Six Great Ways to Sleep on the Job and Get Away with It