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The Truman Show Alternate Ending
Truman: Was nothing real?Director: You were real.Truman: Did you guys have cameras everywhere? Director: Yes. Truman: Even by my computer in the basement? Director: Everywhere.Truman: So everyone…everyone’s seen me masturbate?Director: Those were some of our highest rated episodes, Truman.Truman: And my wife? She’s just an actress?Director: Correct.Truman: I had sex with her. Does that make her a prostitute?Director: Kinda.Truman: That time when I was 8…Director: Episode #2868: Truman Grabs Poo Out of the Toilet to See What it Feels Like.Truman: Wow. Not cool. Director: Not at all.Truman: I think I’m gonna go ahead and stay out of the real world. Director: Yeah, we’ve all seen you do some pretty sick stuff.Truman: …..Director: And if you could masturbate more that’d be fantastic. We’ve been getting KILLED by “Two and a Half Men.” 

The Truman Show Alternate Ending

Truman: Was nothing real?

Director: You were real.

Truman:
 Did you guys have cameras everywhere? 

Director: Yes. 

Truman: Even by my computer in the basement? 

Director: Everywhere.

Truman:
 So everyone…everyone’s seen me masturbate?

Director: 
Those were some of our highest rated episodes, Truman.

Truman: And my wife? She’s just an actress?

Director: Correct.

Truman: I had sex with her. Does that make her a prostitute?

Director:
 Kinda.

Truman:
 That time when I was 8…

Director:
 Episode #2868: Truman Grabs Poo Out of the Toilet to See What it Feels Like.

Truman: Wow. Not cool. 

Director: Not at all.

Truman: I think I’m gonna go ahead and stay out of the real world. 

Director: Yeah, we’ve all seen you do some pretty sick stuff.

Truman:
 …..

Director: And if you could masturbate more that’d be fantastic. We’ve been getting KILLED by “Two and a Half Men.” 

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Dumber and Dumbest: Hair Edition

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George Jones looks like Old Jim Carrey
The eyes are where it’s truly haunting.

George Jones looks like Old Jim Carrey

The eyes are where it’s truly haunting.

10 Things on the Internet That We Don’t Understand

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I have a sneaking suspicion that film crew might be all liars liars.

(Source: youtube.com)

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Vote now to decide YOUR list of the best best friends.

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Vote now to decide YOUR list of the best best friends.

Best Movie Santa [Click to start voting]
There have been many Santa Clauses in movie history, but only the really great ones give you that good Christmas feeling. Vote now to decide, once and for all, who is the best Santa Claus.

Best Movie Santa [Click to start voting]

There have been many Santa Clauses in movie history, but only the really great ones give you that good Christmas feeling. Vote now to decide, once and for all, who is the best Santa Claus.

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