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What the Fuck is This? Kay Valentine’s Day Commercial

Every relationship ends with Kay.

(Source: youtube.com)

Baby Daddy Done You Wrong?
Only accepting gold that was bought out of wedlock

Baby Daddy Done You Wrong?

Only accepting gold that was bought out of wedlock

(Source: reddit.com)

19 People Getting Friend Zoned into Oblivion 

19 People Getting Friend Zoned into Oblivion 

(Source: reddit.com)

Very Mary-Kate: Diamonds Are My Only Friends [Click to watch]
Unless you count Jewish-Looking Girl.

Very Mary-Kate: Diamonds Are My Only Friends [Click to watch]

Unless you count Jewish-Looking Girl.

Very Mary-Kate: Diamonds Are My Only Friends

It’s a Mary-Kate musical, Very Marilyn Monroe-style.

Necklace From Dodgeball: WTF?

We’ll fix it in post!

(Source: youtube.com)

Jake and Amir: Rolex

It’s time for friendship.

What You’re Saying with Your Valentine’s Day Gift [Click for more]

What You’re Saying with Your Valentine’s Day Gift [Click for more]

Necklace is Straight Up a Penis

For when a wedding band is too subtle.

(Source: youtube.com)

Zack Morris Sells Friendship Bracelets on Shark Tank

It’s alright, ‘cause I’m saved by the investors.

(Source: youtube.com)

I now work at a company that makes and sells piercings as the shipper, which usually means I’m the last person to touch the jewelry before the UPS guy and the customers themselves. Part of that duty also requires me to call shops that are paying with check or money order (CODs). One of our major COD clients is called Precious Slut. I accidentally dialed the wrong number, I saw it, but before I could hang up, an old woman answered. Even though I knew it was a wrong number, I still asked, “this isn’t Precious Slut is it?” The lady responded, ‘WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A SLUT!” And she hung up.

Etsy’s Manic Pixie Dream Fund PSA

Keep the dream behind that “It was all a dream” throw pillow alive

(Source: youtube.com)

Cockroach Necklace
Are you okay? It looks like something’s bugging you.

Cockroach Necklace

Are you okay? It looks like something’s bugging you.

(Source: College Humor)


Big Ass Big Ass Chain Chain


It’s so big, “bling bling” isn’t an outdated enough phrase to describe it.

It’s so big, “bling bling” isn’t an outdated enough phrase to describe it.

(Source: College Humor)