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There’s Something Wrong With Jesus

May he be saved.

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The 10 Most Stupidly Expensive Pieces of Junk on eBay
(Buy it here.)Phew, let me tell ya, if I have one weakness, it’s spending too much on “religious bible stuffed animals.” I can’t get enough! I’m hugging my plush Jesus-on-the-cross for strength as I type this! (His blood is made of velvet.)

The 10 Most Stupidly Expensive Pieces of Junk on eBay

(Buy it here.)
Phew, let me tell ya, if I have one weakness, it’s spending too much on “religious bible stuffed animals.” I can’t get enough! I’m hugging my plush Jesus-on-the-cross for strength as I type this! (His blood is made of velvet.)

Kid Can’t Wait Until He’s Finally With Jesus So They Can Hug
Christ loves you, but maybe not THAT much.

Kid Can’t Wait Until He’s Finally With Jesus So They Can Hug

Christ loves you, but maybe not THAT much.

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Jesus is Watching You Buy Porn
But Jesus pays for it, he doesn’t get it on the internet for free.

Jesus is Watching You Buy Porn

But Jesus pays for it, he doesn’t get it on the internet for free.

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Jesus is a Taco
Cheesus Christ.

Jesus is a Taco

Cheesus Christ.

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When You Don’t Tip You Make Jesus Sad
Jesus could really use some new rags.

When You Don’t Tip You Make Jesus Sad

Jesus could really use some new rags.

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God’s Boss Craig: New Jesus

He’s kind of a must-hire.

Screencap - Jesus, Mary and Joseph

Screencap - Jesus, Mary and Joseph

God’s Boss Craig: New Jesus

His miracles are amazing… from certain angles.

The Internet’s Last Supper [Click for full gallery]

Jesus had a +1.

The Story of Christmas as Told by a Child [Click to continue reading]

Hey, get it right. JESUS hung out with dinosaurs.

Police Reports from Christmas Stories [Click to continue reading]

Stranded in L.A. - The Last Supper

I vant do drink God’s blood. 

This Woman Really Loves Jesus

But nobody knows if He comes again.

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5 Holiday Classics for Modern Times [Click to continue reading] 
So Joseph also went up from the town of Nazareth in Galilee to Judea, to Bethlehem the town of David, because he belonged to the house and line of David. He went there to register with Mary, but there was no guestroom available to them.
“I’m sorry, sir,” spoke the concierge, “but I do not see a reservation for House of David here.”
And Joseph sighed deeply and spoke, “Lo, I booked with priceline.com. I have my reservation number.”
And Mary spoke, “Perhaps it is under my name? Sometimes you do that.” And Joseph rolled his eyes for it was much like Mary to think he would forget something like that even though he did not.
“Ah, here we are! Sorry, we had your name on the wrong scroll. It’s a new system,” sayeth the apologetic concierge, who reminded the weary pilgrims to hold onto their breakfast vouchers or the hot bar would cost two Caesars.
And while there, Mary gave birth to her firstborn, a son. She wrapped him in monogrammed towels and did not tell anybody about it, as Joseph was sure the damn hotel would levy a mighty charge for sneaking in a third occupant. Later they would order in pizza and watch Cinemax, which they still did not get in Nazareth. [Keep Reading]

5 Holiday Classics for Modern Times [Click to continue reading] 

So Joseph also went up from the town of Nazareth in Galilee to Judea, to Bethlehem the town of David, because he belonged to the house and line of David. He went there to register with Mary, but there was no guestroom available to them.

“I’m sorry, sir,” spoke the concierge, “but I do not see a reservation for House of David here.”

And Joseph sighed deeply and spoke, “Lo, I booked with priceline.com. I have my reservation number.”

And Mary spoke, “Perhaps it is under my name? Sometimes you do that.” And Joseph rolled his eyes for it was much like Mary to think he would forget something like that even though he did not.

“Ah, here we are! Sorry, we had your name on the wrong scroll. It’s a new system,” sayeth the apologetic concierge, who reminded the weary pilgrims to hold onto their breakfast vouchers or the hot bar would cost two Caesars.

And while there, Mary gave birth to her firstborn, a son. She wrapped him in monogrammed towels and did not tell anybody about it, as Joseph was sure the damn hotel would levy a mighty charge for sneaking in a third occupant. Later they would order in pizza and watch Cinemax, which they still did not get in Nazareth. [Keep Reading]