Like a seeing-eye dog, but for jerks.
What is “life is unfair”?
If you can’t follow the Golden Rule, the Bronze will do.
Sorry about the last several millenia, Earth.
If you make it Christmas-themed and film it, you have the perfect excuse to be an asshole to everyone you meet.
Setting the women’s movement back 50 years and your bowel movement up 30 minutes.
(Source: College Humor)