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That Sonicare electric toothbrush you’re using — it’s weak. Japanese teenager, TokioFN, has strapped a toothbrush to an automatic pistol (which seems to be a pellet gun) and is using it to brush his teeth. It may just be the most gangsta thing I’ve ever seen and the dumbest.  

Personally, I prefer a medium bristle brush — Colgate makes a nice model — but now I’m considering switching to a Glock 18. Ya know, cuz I want my chompers to have that clean feeling that only comes with an automatic firearm. 

Needless to say, 4 out of 5 dentists don’t recommend brushing with a gun in your mouth. (Also, don’t try this at home. Not that you were dumb enough to, but just saying.)

Click for video: Check Out This Japanese Kid Brushing His Teeth With A Pellet Gun

(Source: College Humor)

Every Anime Opening Ever Made

If you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all—it’s not like you have anything better to do.

(Source: youtube.com)

Japanese Children Sing the Dayman Song from It’s Always Sunny

Coolest. Kindergarten. Teacher. Ever.

(Source: youtube.com)

Synchronized Japanese Businessmen Welcome You to Tokyo

Thank you for doing the robot, Mr. Roboto.

Previously in Synchronized Dancing Japanese Businessmen

(Source: youtube.com)

Butt Pudding, You Gotta Try It

Chocolate on the inside.

(Source: youtube.com)

Japanese Dinosaur Office Prank

Where’s Jeff Goldblum when you need him?

(Source: youtube.com)

This Girl Painted Her Eyes Like Creepy Japanese Anime Character
Kawaii? More like KaWHY.

This Girl Painted Her Eyes Like Creepy Japanese Anime Character

Kawaii? More like KaWHY.

(Source: the-anal-rapist)

Japanese Game Show Contestants Guess English Words
And they did pretty well. They only got fow of them wrong.

Japanese Game Show Contestants Guess English Words

And they did pretty well. They only got fow of them wrong.

Weird Japanese TV Moments Compilation

Here’s to hoping there’s no adapted American version.  

(Source: youtube.com)

Seeking Japanese Swimsuit Model Turned Neurosurgeon
Seeking: someone who isn’t offended by stereotypes.

Seeking Japanese Swimsuit Model Turned Neurosurgeon

Seeking: someone who isn’t offended by stereotypes.

Japanese Restaurant Can’t Speak English, But Effort is Commendable
The service is great, but your order is always wrong.

Japanese Restaurant Can’t Speak English, But Effort is Commendable

The service is great, but your order is always wrong.

(Source: reddit.com)

Scary Japanese Prank

The scariest part is how much better their education system is.

(Source: youtube.com)

Japanese Spider-Man
Part spider, part ninja, all MAN!

Japanese Spider-Man

Part spider, part ninja, all MAN!

(Source: carpalteeth)

I took a Japanese date to the Marine Corps Ball. The opening ceremony had a 10 minute presentation about Pearl Harbor and how it was the most atrocious act ever committed before 9/11.

Self-Freezing Coke

Finally, a drink more extreme than Mountain Dew.

(Source: youtube.com)