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Jake and Amir: iPhone 6 - Ever heard of the 4G network? This is the orgy network. Yeah

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Show of hands: How many of you have ever been 5 minutes late for something because you couldn’t remember where you put your phone? I can’t see you, but I’m gonna assume that 99% of you have your hands in the air, and the remaining 1% is a bunch of filthy liars. I personally have spent countless hours of my life on my knees, tearing my home apart only to find that my that my phone was crammed between couch cushions, rolled up in a blanket, or, for some reason, buried in the vegetable crisper. If Apple were to include an external keychain remote with with every device they sell, they could ensure that no phone is ever lost again. Just click the panic button and to set off a loud, blaring alarm that will instantly let you find whatever bizarre place you left your iPhone. I mean, think about. Cars have panic buttons, and while I lose phones all the time, I’ve only ever misplaced two cars.

Finish reading —> 6 New Features We’d Like To See On The iPhone 6

21 Signs You Spend Too Much Time on Your Phone
1. Your first thought upon seeing your new baby cousin for the very first time is “Valencia filter, no border.”
2. You plan your day around known charger locations.
3. You occasionally feel your thigh vibrate out of nowhere, so you’re pretty sure you know what phantom limb syndrome feels like.
4. You have tried to swipe open a book.
5. You judge people by the pattern on their iPhone case.
6. When your phone is dead, and someone asks you what the weather is like, your first instinct is to say “I don’t know” — rather than look outside or simply open the front door.
7. When you close your eyes, you see Candy Crush combos.
8. This year you have spent more time arbitrarily scrolling through your Camera Roll than you have reading a newspaper.
9. When you wake up in the morning, you check your Facebook notifications before you take a sip of water.
10. Books make you twitch with anxiety.
11. You have at least once made the conscious and reasoned decision that a trip to the bathroom without your phone is probably not worth it.
Finish reading 21 Signs You Spend Too Much Time on Your Phone

21 Signs You Spend Too Much Time on Your Phone

1. Your first thought upon seeing your new baby cousin for the very first time is “Valencia filter, no border.”

2. You plan your day around known charger locations.

3. You occasionally feel your thigh vibrate out of nowhere, so you’re pretty sure you know what phantom limb syndrome feels like.

4. You have tried to swipe open a book.

5. You judge people by the pattern on their iPhone case.

6. When your phone is dead, and someone asks you what the weather is like, your first instinct is to say “I don’t know” — rather than look outside or simply open the front door.

7. When you close your eyes, you see Candy Crush combos.

8. This year you have spent more time arbitrarily scrolling through your Camera Roll than you have reading a newspaper.

9. When you wake up in the morning, you check your Facebook notifications before you take a sip of water.

10. Books make you twitch with anxiety.

11. You have at least once made the conscious and reasoned decision that a trip to the bathroom without your phone is probably not worth it.

Finish reading 21 Signs You Spend Too Much Time on Your Phone

Welcome to AT&T! Thinking about buying a cell phone? Relax. As tempting as it is to just drone on and on for the next 40 minutes going over things like” rollover minutes” and coverage maps, this time we’re going to just blow right past the boring stuff and get right to the features you actually care about. So what can owning a cell phone do for you, you ask?

Read If Cell Phone Companies Promoted the Features You Actually Use 

No, I typed it right the first time.

Finish reading It’s Not Always Autocorrect

iPhone Cookie Prank
Eating your phone while driving is only illegal in three states.

iPhone Cookie Prank

Eating your phone while driving is only illegal in three states.

(Source: reddit.com)

7 Excuses for Missing Texts That Would Actually Be Legit [Click for 5 more]

Sry was busy choosing not 2 respond.

CH Scripts - Full Video: Why Can’t You Use Phones on Planes?

If anybody knows how planes actually work then message me. We NEED to know for some experiments we’ll be conducting in the near future.

Honest Apple Employee Manual [Click for the LAST STEP]

Sometimes the employees of a company are so consistent in the way they perform a certain task, it seems that’s how they must have been trained. Let’s take a look at Apple’s employee manual… probably.

Sharknado Weather Report
And tomorrow, there is a 30% chance of sharktopus. Bring your umbrellas!

Sharknado Weather Report

And tomorrow, there is a 30% chance of sharktopus. Bring your umbrellas!

(Source: cheezburger.com)

Turn Your Phone! “No Scrubs” Anti-Portrait Parody

"Another viral vid shot in portrait? Oh No! You should’ve turned your phone."

(Source: youtube.com)

5 Thrilling Posters for your Boring Everyday Battles [Click for 4 more blockbuster battles]

Who’s ready for the weekend? 

IdioTech: iPhones With Messaging Are Heavier, Obviously [Click for all]
I was showing my grandma how to use an iPhone yesterday. My grandpa already has one, so I figured it would be an easy thing for her to grasp. As she held mine, she said that mine was definitely heavier than my grandpa’s (we both have the 4…) I said no, that’s not possible, because we have the same phone. Then, straight faced, she said mine has to weigh more because it has messaging. Yeah.- potentially-problematical
My mom sends me messages on facebook, then texts me to tell me she sent me a message.- Anonymous
When I got my new laptop my grandmother asked me if I had downloaded my email onto it yet.
- Anonymous  
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IdioTech: iPhones With Messaging Are Heavier, Obviously [Click for all]

I was showing my grandma how to use an iPhone yesterday. My grandpa already has one, so I figured it would be an easy thing for her to grasp. As she held mine, she said that mine was definitely heavier than my grandpa’s (we both have the 4…) I said no, that’s not possible, because we have the same phone. Then, straight faced, she said mine has to weigh more because it has messaging. Yeah.
potentially-problematical

My mom sends me messages on facebook, then texts me to tell me she sent me a message.
- Anonymous

When I got my new laptop my grandmother asked me if I had downloaded my email onto it yet.

- Anonymous  

If your emailing delivery system protocol is up and running on this here Tumblr blogging blog then deliver it to our inbox. We’re always looking to add to our IdioTech column.

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IdioTech: Jesus, People Still Use AOL?
My parents still pay for AOL. My mom doesn’t know how to open internet explorer so if she wants to view a website she first logs on to AOL. - Anonymous 
My mom wanted me to trim my beard so she kept on asking me to manscape. After the 5th time I told her that manscaping didn’t mean the face. - Anonymous 
For Christmas, my parents got me an iPhone that was a downgrade from the iPhone I already had… - Anonymous 
I often work with a mother about 10 years older than me. I noticed she always has a problem starting PowerPoint presentations so I suggested that she press F5. She took me outside and started freaking out at me because I had “ordered” her. - Anonymous 
I work with a woman who is a mother and about 10 years older than me. One day she took the overhead projector remote and started pressing random buttons. I asked her what she was doing and she would only tell me she saw me do it one time. Aparently she was trying to fix the sound. After telling her it had to be a software problem and her ignoring me I unmuted the video player. - Anonymous - Continue reading
I have a hunch the last two people are one and the same. 
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IdioTech: Jesus, People Still Use AOL?

My parents still pay for AOL. My mom doesn’t know how to open internet explorer so if she wants to view a website she first logs on to AOL- Anonymous 

My mom wanted me to trim my beard so she kept on asking me to manscape. After the 5th time I told her that manscaping didn’t mean the face. - Anonymous 

For Christmas, my parents got me an iPhone that was a downgrade from the iPhone I already had… - Anonymous 

I often work with a mother about 10 years older than me. I noticed she always has a problem starting PowerPoint presentations so I suggested that she press F5. She took me outside and started freaking out at me because I had “ordered” her. - Anonymous 

I work with a woman who is a mother and about 10 years older than me. One day she took the overhead projector remote and started pressing random buttons. I asked her what she was doing and she would only tell me she saw me do it one time. Aparently she was trying to fix the sound. After telling her it had to be a software problem and her ignoring me I unmuted the video player. - Anonymous - Continue reading

I have a hunch the last two people are one and the same. 

If you like embarrassing loved ones or co-workers too then submit your own story to us right here on Tumblr.