Sometimes the employees of a company are so consistent in the way they perform a certain task, it seems that’s how they must have been trained. Let’s take a look at Apple’s employee manual… probably.
This is how the Russian Matryoshka doll industry got started.
(Source: College Humor)
It’s too hot to be outside. Sit indoors and play our very first iPhone app Bout. Not only is it free and fun but it’s free and fun. Here’s Murphy and Emily playing a Bout so you’ll know how the game works.
We officially have a new Bout friend and you can too!
Alright, everyone calm down, I’ve got the solution to our trouble right here on my phone. It’s this sweet app called billmaster Pro. I’ll just take a photo of the bill. Then let me just enter everyone’s name, and what you ordered. No, I promise, it’ll only take a second. What did you order? And you? And you? No, it’s way easier! Just go along with it. Alright, while I’m doing this, everyone else needs to download this app too.
Because it’ll send you each a personalized bill! It’s awesome!
Oh, no, it won’t work on Android. But everyone else can use it and we’ll just figure yours out from there. It’s only a $5 app. C’mon it’s not THAT expensive!
Fine! Fine! We don’t have to use it. I’ll just calculate what I owe using this other sweet app I have…
The 7 People You’re Always Splitting the Bill With [Click for more]
Internet Services for Dead People [Click for more]
Valuable social media apps for the recently dead.
Back to our basic instincts: Theft. Hey, play our first iPhone game with us. Bout is a picture taking game you play with friends and it’s already in the iTunes store so you don’t need to steal it because it’s already free.
We expect to be playing a game with you tonight. Come find us.
Apple’s new iCameltoe.
And then you’ll take a left onto Bloody Di-(cough) road.
Amir finally stars in a video that will certainly go viral.
Jake and Amir: iPhone Case [Click to watch]
If you’re a hero, then he’s a zero.
Just played Bout, THE THING YOUR PARENTS REFUSED TO BUY YOU. http://boutgame.com/a/d656g9x
You don’t need to worry about your parents refusing to buy you our new iPhone game, Bout, because it’s FREE! That’s just how we do it. Also, steal money from your parents… always.