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If Grown-Up Gifts Were Packaged Like Toys from Your Childhood [Click to continue reading]

Get excited for sensible presents.

My mother still types with two fingers and needs help turning on her laptop. Despite my misgivings, we bought her an iPad for Christmas. After opening the box and removing the protective cover, she tried to pry apart the iPad’s metallic casing. $600 well spent.

Idiotech - Waste of an iPad.

German iPad Magician

Wow! How does he speak that weird language?

(Source: youtube.com)

Kitten Confused by iPad

Somebody’s a Samsung person.

(Source: youtube.com)

Cat Takes Self-Portrait on iPad
GPOY

Cat Takes Self-Portrait on iPad

GPOY

(Source: karmadecay.com)

Back of the Line (iPad Mini Parody)

The device might be smaller, but the beats are just as fat.

(Source: youtube.com)

- Hello, welcome to the Apple store. How can I help you?
- Yeah, hi, I was wondering if you could explain the difference between the iPad and the iPad mini?
- The iPad mini is smaller than the iPad.
- But, isn’t the iPhone already like a small iPad.
- Yes, but this is larger than the iPhone.
- What if I want something larger than an iPhone, but smaller than an iPad mini?
- You should get an iPhone maxi or an iPad mini mini. Which is not to be confused with an iPad Minnie, which has Minnie Mouse branding, or the iPad Minnie mini, which is an iPad Minnie, but smaller. Of course if you’re looking for something bigger you can always go with the iPad Maxi, but don’t get the iMaxi Pad, which is just a maxi pad with an apple logo. Unless that’s what you want. then of course you also have the option of an iMaxi Mini or an iMaxi Maxi.
- Y’know I think this is all too confusing. How about a normal computer.
- Great! You can take a look over here at our iMac and our mac mini.
- What’s the difference?
- Well, an iMac is a big mac mini, but it’s not a Big Mac mini, which would be a small version of popular MacDonald’s burger. We don’t sell that here, but if you’re hungry you can always purchase an iMac mini, which is a small bowl of mac and cheese, and should not be confused with either the iMac or the mac mini. If that’s not enough food you can get a bigger bowl of mac and cheese, which we call a Big iMac. This is, of course, neither a Big Mac burger, nor a larger version of the iMac computer.
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- Hello, welcome to the Apple store. How can I help you?

- Yeah, hi, I was wondering if you could explain the difference between the iPad and the iPad mini?

- The iPad mini is smaller than the iPad.

- But, isn’t the iPhone already like a small iPad.

- Yes, but this is larger than the iPhone.

- What if I want something larger than an iPhone, but smaller than an iPad mini?

- You should get an iPhone maxi or an iPad mini mini. Which is not to be confused with an iPad Minnie, which has Minnie Mouse branding, or the iPad Minnie mini, which is an iPad Minnie, but smaller. Of course if you’re looking for something bigger you can always go with the iPad Maxi, but don’t get the iMaxi Pad, which is just a maxi pad with an apple logo. Unless that’s what you want. then of course you also have the option of an iMaxi Mini or an iMaxi Maxi.

- Y’know I think this is all too confusing. How about a normal computer.

- Great! You can take a look over here at our iMac and our mac mini.

- What’s the difference?

- Well, an iMac is a big mac mini, but it’s not a Big Mac mini, which would be a small version of popular MacDonald’s burger. We don’t sell that here, but if you’re hungry you can always purchase an iMac mini, which is a small bowl of mac and cheese, and should not be confused with either the iMac or the mac mini. If that’s not enough food you can get a bigger bowl of mac and cheese, which we call a Big iMac. This is, of course, neither a Big Mac burger, nor a larger version of the iMac computer.

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11 Things You Shouldn’t Do With Apple Products [Click to view entire gallery}
More like uSuck if you do any of these things, ammirite fellas?! But seriously, with the announcement of the new iPhone 5 today, we really need to remind you guys to not do any of this, ever. Mac on, friends.

11 Things You Shouldn’t Do With Apple Products [Click to view entire gallery}

More like uSuck if you do any of these things, ammirite fellas?! But seriously, with the announcement of the new iPhone 5 today, we really need to remind you guys to not do any of this, ever. Mac on, friends.

I asked my girlfriend for a newspaper and she said, “don’t be silly, use my iPad.” That spider has no idea what hit it.

uPick Jokes: “Success”

Steve Jobs would be so proud

(Source: collgehumor.com)

Girl Using Computer, Tablet, and Phone Simultaneously

When internet addiction gets really bad, you need more internet to feel the same buzz as before.

Girl Using Computer, Tablet, and Phone Simultaneously

When internet addiction gets really bad, you need more internet to feel the same buzz as before.

(Source: reddit.com)

Hardcore Casual Gaming Rap

They’re on top of the app game.

Draw Something as an Old PC Game

I don’t know what they’re drawing, but it isn’t fun.

(Source: College Humor)

The iPad is a Comedy Gold Mine

We can only hope that the iPad 3 is just as full of comedic flaws.

(Source: College Humor)

For Christmas this year, my dad received an ipad. For reasons no one in my family understands, he refers to it as an “iscratch” or “the kindle.”

Lizard Plays iPad Bug Game

If he scores high enough, they give him real food

(Source: College Humor)