The Worst Bike Ever

Don’t worry, it’s not available yet, so you can remind your parents about your birthday.

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Readily Portable Burrito [Click to view full gallery]

Burritos are already portable. If anything adding a stick makes them messier.

These are all 100% real patents filed with the US patent office. Now I’m not saying that these don’t have a use: I’m sure if I needed to know the time and the only thing around was a clock teddy bear, I’d be grateful to have it. It’s just that many of these seem poorly thought it. But judge for yourself. Here’s 10 bizarre patents filed with the patent office. If you want to know more information about any of these, you can find them on Google Patent Search.

12 Stupid Inventions - The Slobstopper

Finally, a bib for idiot adults that haven’t learned how to drink liquids yet.

Chill New Product 

Wow, that’s even less time than it normally takes for me to embarrass myself while drinking.

1955 Hover Board Existed

This just in via a telegram we found in the basement.

Japanese Speed Sushi Making Machine

Don’t worry, the little boats have been slowed down so as not to speed up the dining process at all.

(Source: College Humor)

Solution to World Energy Crisis

Don’t try this at home—unless that’s where you keep your surge protectors.

(Source: College Humor)

Sticky Buddy Redub

Finally, an infomercial that tells it like it is.

(Source: College Humor)

Transformer Bicycle

It goes from regular to less regular right before your eyes.

(Source: College Humor)

There was a tie for the “most likely to never talk to a girl ever again” superlative.

(Source: College Humor)

Leaf Blower-Powered Office Chair Spinning

If you barf, you have to rake up your own vomit.