Alright guys, so I have this AMAZING idea. You ready? Ok, so I have been thinking, what if we took the restaurant — and put it on wheels? Like our same restaurant, but in a van or better yet, some kind of truck!
We invented a new super-simple, super-stupid, yet oddly amusing new Wikipedia game: "It Truly Was The Greatest Wikipedia Game".
All you have to do is add this specific sentence to the end of any Wikipedia entry, save it, and take a screengrab (you can send us your own examples right here on tumblr!) We’ve already done 20 of them.
The Comfort Wipe - ”Being a big guy has it’s advantages. And it’s disadvantages.” This commercial is gross for the obvious reason — it wants to sell you a product that lets you wipe you asshole if you can’t reach (or don’t feel like reaching). But, in case you didn’t get the picture, it also forces you to listen to a random dude tell you about the bowel movements he can’t reach because he’s too “big” or “they” are too big, or something else I don’t want to hear about, ever, thanks.
Had a bad idea? Probably not as bad as the rest of these
Over the years, Beer companies have attempted to improve your drinking experience with several half-assed “improvements” to their cans and bottles; and while wide-mouthed cans and cold-activated logos are nice, they don’t exactly scream “CONSUME ME AND ONLY ME FOR THEREST OF YOUR PATHETIC LIFE.” As such, I propose these actual alcoholic innovations to make drinking beer even more fun than it already was.
The Uroclub - Someone actually thought this product was a good idea? How many people need to pee in the golf course bushes that this product is relevant? Is this a club that you PLAY with, despite it being filled with piss? The questions are infinite. And even though they provide a towel so you appear to be innocuously cleaning your club instead of PEEING IN PUBLIC or possibly SOMETHING ELSE, it’s not like it’s the most inconspicuous thing ever created. This product reeks of, well, piss, and a poor sense of… everything. There’s 7 more equally if not more disgusting inventions you need to see.
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